this will mean very little to anyone but myself and the other Chepstow-dwelling DiSer, but the phone call i received led me to a website. YouPorn. i was well aware of its existence before this morning.
what i was NOT aware of was that someone who works in a nightclub here has put up an amateur porn film of them and their girlfriend, who i went to school with.
imagine the most gormless guy you know. and now imagine him naked. THE HORROR.