Im bored at work so i thought i'd share some jokes.

A dog walks into the job centre. It seems to be friendly so the staff let it walk around for a bit. After a while, it wanders up to a desk and climbs onto a chair, opposite an advisor. 'Good afternoon', the dog says, 'I'm looking for employment'. 'F*&^ me', says the advisor, 'a talking dog! Erm, right, a talking dog, erm, yes, now, oh I know.... I'll 'phone the circus'.

'Eh?', says the dog. 'What would the circus want with a plumber?'

Day one.
Duck walks into library, says to librarian: "Got any Eggs?"
Librarian: "Eggs? No."
Day Two.
Duck walks into Library. says to librarian: "Got any Eggs?"
Librarian: "Look, I told you yesterday. We don't have eggs. This is a library. We have books."
Day Three.
Duck walks into library, says to librarian: "Got any Eggs?"
Librarian: "Look, I've told you mate. If you ask me if I've got any eggs one more time I'll nail your fucking beak to this desk."
Duck: "Got any nails?"
Librarian: "No."
Duck: "Got any eggs?"

How many folk music fans does it take to change a light bulb?

Ten - one to change the bulb and nine to complain that they preferred the original

Any good jokes Dis-ers?