Today at work I discovered the nicest one there was a Jehova's Witness.

It startled me at first, and I laughed. I felt awful afterwards, but it was pretty weird, because I wear a suit for work, and so I wear it while I'm at college because I go straight afterward.

And today, everyone had been saying "ooh you look smart, where are you going?" and I'd been replying "I'm a Jehova's Witness. Would you like to join me?" etc. etc.

So it was quite a coincidence.

Anyway, apart from the fact they knock on your door, does anyone have a concise idea of what it is they believe in? I just feel like I should know, in case I say something out of line.

He didn't pussyfoot around gays, so I doubt they're fans of homosexuality. But yeah. Help me before I offend his ass.