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Biff. Mott. Flaps. Vertical Bacon Sarnie.
Large Fanny = Clown's Pocket. Wizard's Sleeve. Hippo's Yawn. Roofer's Nailbag
Rat! (get your rat out)
Pie! (don't be shy, show us your pie)
JTFC, that's horrible.
bonnet may be polished or have go-faster stripe.
like a well made lemon cake.
Failing that, how about 'The Gates of Hell'?
although I believe this refers to the front bit, not the full package, others disagree with me.
Sorry, I can't accept you using the word 'minge'.
'Flower' maybe. 'Foo foo' at a stretch. But definitely not minge.
There we go!
mimsy is definitely the best word.
although there was a film called 'the last mimsy' which was sadly about some sort of rabbit.
and that still sounds mucky.
it's nice! It's kind of sweet, I think.
i say it on average 5.37 times a day i reckon
Oooo! What a lovely rockery!
I hope you actually use this.
Axe Wound yet?
so horrible yet childish
beat me to it! It's a classic.
and it's sung by hedgehogs...I am not one of them :(
or flange or beef curtains!
hedgehogs singing about all the words for vagina, what more could you ask for?
it was awesome!!
no problem :)
I used to love that website, and actually pissed my friend off to the extreme that she stopped talking to me for a while because I kept humming/half singing the tune of that song over and over :(
it makes me cringe.
totally made Autumnwatch. Bill Oddie shouting 'classic beaver shot there!'
fucking hell is that ever gold.
he was clearly doing it on purpose, there were loads.
"privates" or a "front bottom"?
I think I prefer it to cooter.
clicking on my profile and practically all my last 10 posts are dedicated to vaginas in some way....eep.
...but I have heard it used in the context: "I don't fancy yours much. She has a face like melted welly."
2nd place goes to: Cum Dumpster
1st = Axe Wound!
one up on mine, infact that's fucked! I commemorate you!!
The Berkeley Hunt
what part of the body does "bread basket" refer to?
haha why have we not had that yet?!
sounds lovely! i'd live there!
but really, i just like the one used in the title. i will forever more refer to it as "my garden".... really gorgeous!
there are no satisfactory phrases of either the male or female genital area. All either sound over scientific, over-twee or over-vulgar.
My favourite one so far is 'clissold park'.
I think the word 'cunt', when used in the bedroom, is not a vulgar term.
To quote: "Lovemaking is physical, and so its its language. Suck, cock, fuck, and prick, are not bad words. Used in the bedroom by lovers to describe parts of the body, And physical activities,
They are very proper indeed, and they distinctly enhance sex."
But yeah. Other than that, these are clearly just comedy terms. I can't imagine asking a girl if she minds me filling her melted welly.
earlier in the year and she was saying how daft it is that Cunt is such an offensive word. Based on the word's latin derivative "Cunus", it just means Triangle. Vagina on the other hand comes from a word in latin that translates as "Sheath where a sword is kept".
I made that up but I'm definitely going to use it more often.
"Her mossy cleft"
"Her sacred v"
"Her whispy mound"
thats the one I use to get the ladies into bed,
then once they're their 'lets see yer cuntgrass love' usually seals the deal.
Pot o' cunny?
or did i miss the point?