Right brothers, sisters.
In the last week I've become a bit of a Picasso with my hair, decided I needed a winter tidy up, so everyday (or twice a day if I feel fruity) i've been snippy away little bits here and there because i'm not really sure how short or what style I really want.

To cut a long story short...i've made a little mistake and decided that I just want to try and finish it tonight. Now I have some hair clippers, since I bought them all they've been used for is trimming my unmanly beard.

The question I bring to you fine young (and maturing) people is...If I use the number 12 guard (since it's the biggest one for my clippers) how short would my hair be?

If such a question could be answered, then I would very much like for that person to stand forward. If it's an "how long is a piece of string" answer then I will consider taking my chances.

Thanks for reading.