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"pantenes XYZ technology"
there must be some better ones? anyone? no?
It neutralises them!
Discovered? Where did you 'discover' this?
Thanks for taking the time to bring this product to my attention, I appreciate, really! Thanks for telling me and everyone else with a telly about your SECRET to younger looking skin. Fuck off.
The only thing that actually would make you passably attractive would be a bag on your head."
God bless Brooker.
The cunt in glasses - LOLZ
"I'd love to cover all of Davina's Mum's greys myself, dependant on where they are."
" How has this child drawn the picture of the air freshener? Are we to believe he has an unenviable talent for smearing shit to look like objects? That's nasty."
is my favourite.
run of the mill
Seriously, it's just a fucking yoghurt!
As if they have to literally show people where it will make your food go.
Eat slower, greedyface!
Also, you can beat that bloated feeling with a two minute walk, you fucking lazy twat!
It makes me laugh that they include Vitamin A, I imagine it's cause it makes logical sense and wont benefit my C zone unless I got one with Vitamin C :(
"hypoallergenic" annoys me because it is just a word made up by advertisers that is essentially meaningless. The stupid twats
There's never a 'bang'.
Aloe Vera does NOTHING.
it stops your bottom stinging after a curry. That Andrex dog told me.
Try taking anally instead of analgesically.
It actually reduces dandruff to visibly negligable size when viewed from 2m away.
Could a Mars Volta song.
Not science, but it pisses me off so I'm mentioning it.
'Nourished skin is healthier'
At no point in the advert does it claim that the product in any way nourishes the skin.
there is such a thing as friendly bacteria. What most people DON'T know is that Yakult is shit for you because it's full of sugar, damaging any of the really good bacteria... so instead you should be taking a probiotic pill instead which you can get from good healthfood shops.
Oh god, bring on detox January...