Yes, the film isn't that great. Yes, its not as bad as some press has made out.
If you had a demon (or is it daemon in the book? Can't remember off the top of my head), what would it be and why? I'm going for a Meerkat because I once saw one scratching itself at London Zoo and it was the happiest I have ever seen any living creature look.
Please limit Giant Isopod/Long-eared Jerboa responses