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encouraging people to stay awake!
Let's talk shop
i have just got in from drinking lots of stuff!
do you want to hear about my escape from the russian mafia?
or did you sleep all night and now just woke up?
my real name, v-synthy.
and why can't you tell me? cause you dont' know????
where's this story? i want entertainment!!
Would any like to converse? (please)
full of slightly bizarre but mostly true stories, um... I'll bump it?!
I'm trying to amass quite a collection to bemuse and entertain the night-time crowd (and myself when I'm bored)
"Did you hear that?"
The slaughterhouse screams of the serpents echoed and reverberated around the streets of the desolate suburb, shattering the previous silence. Sliding scurrilously, they cut a siege and surged for several slave humans, who ran in our direction, shouting pleas and promises. Somehow they knew the location and entrances to our secret hideouts and from afar they signalled and motioned for us to let them inside, into safety, secluded and silent, and out of the sight of the savage reptilian swarms.
YOU ARE INVITED
"Instead of simply sauntering spuriously through life! put a spring in your step! and sprint into the loving arms! of THE seductive subterranean super cult of the twenty-second century! led by the visionary son! of a subatomic strange quark! the sobriquet you seek? Sidious Santa Strangelove!"
WE LIVE SW OF SARATOVSKAYA
"SUBMIT to the subjection of your salesman, servant of the stimulant, repent! SUBMISSION is required!". Expressive subtlety suffers as you drown your subconscious in soiled substance, and its never been the same since I melted once. The suggestion box says "shape up", so take note, it's the season to slay the habitual strangulation of the imagination that manifests itself as living in a state of smoke.
only apologise :'(
that last one,
two many of the words scare me :/