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He denied placing her hand on his groin, but admitted hiding the vegetable in his pocket.
Cripes. Award winning.
I want to build a house in that giant carrot!
Of what? Him? His wife? Ray Mallon? WHAT?
But it's taking all of my available energy to not find this story funny.
"The court heard how Cooney put the 12-inch carrot down his trousers and told a pupil in her 40s that a perfectly executed manoeuvre was so good that it had given him an erection." :D
on the way home tonight. I'm off to buy a carrot!
someone to wade in here and say that this is a shocking miscarriage of justice and he was merely expressing his own sense of humour
"He regularly groped her during lessons between August 2005 and February"
Why go back? I remember I got shouted at by driving instructer once, I pulled over and told him to fuck off.
I remember almost killing my first driving instructor!
I am actually an excellent driver and am going on a driving day in January with F1 drivers who are going to make me go crazy around a track. Waaaay haaaay me...
he just kept shouting really loud at me whenever I made a mistake.
He was called Bob Fleming, any Fast Show fans will find that very funny!
"Jailing him, Judge George Moorhouse, said: "You were in a position of trust.""
first the german engineer who was arrested for speeding in his modified wheelchair, now carrot cock.
Saying it was just a prank and all that...
i guess perverts are attracted to the sort of job that requires spending extended periods of time in confined spaces alone with young people...
is that he couldnt get it up himself.