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and am cringing in shame today.
Why hasn't anyone banned me for life on white wine?
and not tell...duh
dry-humping the management?
c'mon lady, spill!
white wine is BAD.
and dry-humping the tables.
That can be embarassing.
i guess off licences must have christmas parties too.
she poured beer in his change cup.
Of course when I say, embarrassed I actually meant RULED THE FUCKING WORLD!!!!!!!!!
I thought, 'wow, she's had a bit too much'
But when the Bernard Manning routine started, I had to leave.
'Look, I'm Kinga off of Big Brother!' bit. Horrendous stuff.
although I did see the Stephen Hawkings impression. Most distasteful.
'HOW DO I GET DOWN THE STAIRS NOW?!?' routine that pretty much cleared the pub. Awful stuff.
Then the Stephen Hawkinga bit. She combined the two. I spewed.
of those people from MENCAP as well. I for one was ashamed just to be there.
was it to the tune of 'I wish' by Skee-lo?
...and was in a cold sweat all weekend because of
a) the severe hangover
b) the being convinced I had tried it on with about 4 middle-aged women.
I still don't know whether (b) happened. I wasn't going to ask and it was too nice a place for anyone to tell me.
happened to me 3 years ago, it was about the time i decided that mixing continental lager,jagermeister and red/white wine with champagne is not really the done thing at a works do...however free it is.
mention specific events
Say what you did.
Im leaving work soon i NEED to know!!!!
(unless it is)
I reckon it's just the hangover making you anxious
Vikram told me
She shit herself in front of the Managing Director.
otherwise she's gonna look like an attention seeker.
Person: hey, I did something. Something that is potentially quite amusing.
Other person: what is it?
Person: not telling
other person: Oh... Please?
Other person: oh, ok.
quoteth the man: "i told the area manager that i knew the only way to progress in the company was getting your dick wet. he didn't take it too well."
i haven't laughed so much at a thread in ages.
i don't think you should ever spill the beans on this, the suggestions are more than enough for me.
I wish I was a baller
I wish I could shift
Out me chair
I wish I had some arms
I could use
To drink booze
When me mates come callin'
I wish I was, like, out of this chair
So I could get up those stairs
Cause me Stannah's on the fuckin blink
You know I called the bloke to fix it
But he said he wouldn't risk it
His mates would laugh if they saw him help a crip
but at least they can reply in th right place
SHE WROTE THE SONG, THEN STOLE MY PASSWORD! THE DRUNKEN HO!