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I'm not veh posh...a bit, at times.
Occasionally I can pass myself off as a posho though.
to pronounce 'water' correctly
you should hear me talk about butter
Y'wanna purra shot on them show-ders or yull get bont!
and gob on poor people.
We got yer number now you slag!
but I can interact with posh people when I have to without them thinking I'm a scobe
One of which is made from crushed faberge eggs.
in an edwardian carriage, pulled by diamond-encrusted peacocks.
I will doff my golden top-hat at all the ladies who deserve my attention.
recently bought a yacht.
Who I am talking to and whether I stick my little finger out when I drink my tea.
I was called posh last night for wanting Early Grey instead of inductrial builder tea at our work Christmas party.
Apparantly that makes me a bona fide toff.
how dare he take 2 GCSE's?! Too much money these footballers. Think they are better than us, the sun reading public.
i speak posh by people here in hull. but down south no fucker can even understand what i'm saying.
I would have said "WOT!?"
sometimes i can barely understand myself - my accent is slowly devolving into one big glottal stop.
but i'm not seriously moneyed, so i suppose it depends on your definition of the word.
i was just raised well
This would go well with my top hat: http://jackwills.com/Store/DISPLAYPRODUCT.ASPX?PRODUCTID=955&colour=2932
but he is an irish builder.
He likes the high living too much (ie bacon and Guinness).
Im all about the fakery.
that the poor live on estates, the gentry own estates and everyone else drives an estate.
The thing is, most of the gentry are skint now, poverty is relative and It takes me 45 minutes to drive across Bournemouth because everyone has bought a Toyota fucking Landcruiser to negotiate those treacherous curbs outside Waitrose!
Of did you go to a private school?
Therefore, I'm not posh. I'd probably fail on every other possible criteria too, but I think sometimes I speak quite 'posh' for the area. But then I go southwards and I get too scared to speak.
I only go to the toilet once a decade. When I do, the excrement is so compacted it has turned into a diamond.
I shit posh me.
Sometimes I wish I was. But often I'm just glad I'm not.
but my Mum is a very well spoken old school English teacher so I think I probably sound a bit posher than I should.
and went to La caprice for a meal and stayed in the Lanesborough. I'm vehy vehy posh.