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Surely they're unplesant to insert cold?
and report back?
a tampon sandwich? Very filling. Goes well with jam.
the start of a well thought out and heinous practical joke...
she's probably stuck the butter in her bag...
at the confusion.
anything to do with putting toilet roll in the fridge before you go out for a curry? maybe one of your lady friends is expecting a 'busy night'?