Sarah Jessica Parker - 'Lovely'
Its ironic that a woman who is too frightful to even be a witches apprenctice is advertising a perfume that is the polar opposite of its name. Have you smelt this perfume on anybody? It smells like they've just finished a shift in a tripe shop in the 30s and then slept in an overheated, dirty bedsit for a week. Just hideous and Sarah Jessica Parker is just horrific to look at isn't she - like an older Madonna after losing heavily in a dogfight.
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Sarah Jessica Parker-
one of those women who only other women think is attractive?
..
i don't think i have ever smelt a 'celebrity' perfume that doesn't make me want to retch.
that advert is horrible
SJP preening and pouting in slow motion with uninterrupted eye contact is my idea of hell, just in case anyone was wondering.
I do like it when you get someone who's face is uglier than their soul
probably a poison dwarf control freak as well.
'whose'
Perfect
for the job then.
Your wanton misogyny
has put a real downer on my day.
Yours,
Ms Warn
is that mysogyny?
Its just a woman I find deeply abborrant. Sorry i'm not being all mika but around skinny ugly women instead.
*milka.
I was only 'joshing'.
Can you attack Andie McDowell next please?
would have used the smae kind of language if it were a man
or been so disparaging of his looks?
to quote..
'She has a face like a foot'
god, my girlfriend loves her.
I get icy stares if I saw anything damning about Sarah Jessica Parker.
And that advert, fucking annoying.
haha, agreed
she does scare me
^
damn, 2 hours too late...
she's pretty unpleasant
she projects this stagey, 'i'm sarah! jessica! parker! everyone loves me! isn't the world a BEAUTIFUL place!' aura. like orphan annie grew up and discovered highlights and manolos. every episode of sex and the city felt like her own personal musical where the songs just hadn't kicked in yet. i half expected a choir of cropped-trousered sailors to spring out from behind every wall as she tripped through the city, being sarah! jessica! parker!
in short, i would not wear this fragrance.
Two things
One : Please do not use 'witch' in such a derogatory manner, it should not be used as an insult, you 'man' you
Two : please do not insult women by suggesting that we find SJP attractive
Three : surely you meant dogfight not catfight
four : she wears clothes really
badly.
Five : she is a crap woman
why shouldn't it be used
as an insult
Because looking awful is not a facet of being a witch
Certainly none I've known are as awful as SJP
how many witches have
you known?
It depends what you mean
:)
I really can't think of another
way to word it
...
"How many females have you met that practice wicca?" ?
quite a few
sorry I PMed this to you by accident
yes, quite a few
most might be women who describe themselves as such
but in fact a lot are sort of inner city feminists attracted by the idea of certain enpowerment books written to ally paganism and witchcraft with a more matriarchal ideal.
Which is no bad thing, but it is a trend.
Wicca is also rather popular. Some of this may also be due to a trend, some not.
Some may consider that playing with crystals or candles and making wishes makes them a witch.
Some are just on a self agrandisement trip.
Others might just be independantly so and are deeper and more serious (perhaps).
Others are what are described sometimes as 'celtic revivalists' (wikipedia) if you want to annoy creakyknees, call him this
There are also those who have been in some remoter, ruralish communities
who have more traditional backgrounds.
There are also people who don't really choose, they might have visions and stuff and rather than being 'diagnosed' as something or other, by some phychiawotsit, diagnose themselves as having 'the sight' or somesuch.
Its very varied really.
visions?
look please - don't do this :|
can't you try to imagine what I mean by visions?
I can and consider it to be twaddle
I was just interested to hear your opinion.
No worries though as lunchtime beckons.
Oh, I thought you were joking, sorry
re visions, well I don't have them.
Some people say that they see things, I have no reason to believe that they are making this up, as it hardly makes people have a favourable reaction to them. I am sure that some people might be having their visions and they are mere delusions, but maybe not all are, how can I possibly tell, I have no evidence to suggest one way or another.
I don't think you can call it twaddle, im sure many do have visions, it might be very mistaken to believe, or go along, or agree with what those people say though (or maybe not).
You might believe that these people have visions
I think we all "see" stuff in our heads all the time.
But, if they are claiming these visions are predicting the future or whatever then you are entirely entitled to disbelieve them until they show you some evidence. You don't have to give 50/50 probability to a claim just because it hasn't been disproven. Not that that was necessarily what you were doing, of course.
This is all very off-topic isn't it?
yes it is off.
I don't think they have to prove it, I mean they don't demand I give them anything, so why would they need to. and anyway how would they prove it.
Im was just mentioning that some of these people describe themselves as being sighted, I don't have the evidence to prove them otherwise, and i don't see that their self diagnosis is any worse than being diagnosed as mentally ill, and dosed up on chemicals
just out of interest
how many males have you met that practice wicca?
a few less than women
Are you a white witch or something?
I did say dogfight.
I never suggested women 'liked her'
also I didn't set out to casue offence to anyone barring the subject matter.
:) no danielkelly said that
women thought she was attractive in the post underneath, I was just being lazy and not sure how to reply to both your posts at the same time.
Dont worry no offence at all, I share you subject matter dislike
Such an angry woman
http://tinyurl.com/2rut6n (sfw)
a girl a work wore it once
it smelt like a poor man's Chanel No 5
Chanelle No 5
...
I don't normally like many types of perfume at all, except for Chanel No.5. I smelt the ridiculously named 'insolence' the other day however - buff. </something>
Two points:
a) She looks like a horse
and c) HER HANDS! HER HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE HANDS!!!
her nose looks as if it has real plans
to become a limb
it's mainly her leathery lizard skin...
...that gets me.
She looks like
a squeezed horse
I imagine she's closest
to the bitch she played in Ed Wood. I found it funny that she could laugh at herself though so she can't be all bad. The bit where she reads the review of their play's opening night and it says she looks like a horse. I don't think she's attractive but I don't think she's ugly either. She doesn't do enough to be considered as an actress. She's like Jennifer Aniston, continually playing herself.
They're both actresses
whether they are any good or not is a matter of opinion. How could you know Aniston plays herself?
both interviews, rachel from friends and every film
including the good girl, there's no change. Laziness.
well hearing about her reading the horse bit
does make her seem like she has a sense of herself.
But the overall impression of her, or her character portrayal, is one that is very very pleased with herself, she is smug, and like all smug people she branches out far too much, and, since she is already wealthy enough, annoys most people, by her ubiquity.
Add her to the list
J-lo, Britney, Andie Mcdowell, The Spice Girls etc..
They are media whores who make money from thick people.
Mind you if labortory garnierir chucked a few quid my way and said.. "we have this perfume that we think would be great fronted by you" i doubt I would refuse.
Did you know that all these products are all made in the same lab in New Jersey. They also make some of the flavors for mcdonalds food.
I'd like a burger what is minty, so you can take it in the shower and fell all fresh and burgery. Yes Burgery.
Fast Food Nation?
Great read.
I'd like a minted lamb burger scented 'scent', I reckon that would help me attract ravenous Greek ladies.
The Kate Moss perfume is gorgeous
kinda sweet but not too sweet.
Also, all three of Paris Hilton's perfumes have been really good.
Personal favourite perfume - Valentino, Rock N Rose
I HATE Sarah Jessica Horseface
and all that she stands for