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No bastards behind eyes today though. Do they feel like they've got a pitchfork each and keep stabbing you with them? They're the best ones!
but yes, they're forking, all right. I reckon they've just ordered new inustrially-sharpened forks from Screwfix direct.
hit them with the nurofen lorry. that'll learn the fuckers.
Bought some Bongela for it, but haven't put it on yet.
Did we make out with the same person or something?