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Victoria Pendleton. I am in love with this woman so, so much. Thanks for your time.
You can only DREAM of looking that good, bitch.
With your hair and some muscles like that, you'll be pulling all the ladies x
for whatt it's worth she's got nothing on you, chloe. ;)
She can do anything she likes.
but she's alright.
I would have posted this sooner but I was wrestling with a mini advert.
makes me a bit aroused.
We all have off days though. I'll forgive her.
Curly hair = good.
Smile = good.
Almost no makeup (apparently) = good.
Women in glasses. YES PLEASE.
I knew I shouldn't have clicked on that. You shitter.
unemployed and forgot about these things
is so hot.
Oh, sweet lord, the thighs.
they're too big?
they're too masculine?
they're too long?
he is hungover
whoever the fuck she is
into soft porn.
is also a high-standard poker player who has significant career winnings and commentates on televised tournaments.
one imagines that once you are between them, you do not get to leave until she decides you can.
or is that pendle?
of bamos shooting his load?
Another star is added to the flag.
i'm sure an olympic cyclist ultra-fit athlete would wanna get married to a near 30 beardy northerner with penchant for shouting "cunt" after 4 pints of guiness.
Do I need to change my angle of attack, d'ya think?
may be where you're going wrong
Plan of action? Degree of jizz release? Radius of rumpy-pumpy plans? Diameter of desire?
Pi arse shared.
Seriously, does no-one else love her? I get her all to myself. I win.
1. Victoria Pendleton
2. Woman off of the BT Adverts
3. Freema Agyemang
4. Kirstie Allsopp
5. Sophie Ellis-Bextor
6. Keira Knightley
7. Katie Melua
8. Sarah Beeny
9. Kate McCann
10. Brunette bird from the White Hart, Orpington
Remember, ladies can go up as well as down. Rights of admission reserved.
The really pretty one with big cheeks.
and she has an arse for a chin!
She's lovely! Her eyes! They're lovely! She's a pretty one.
I've got to question 5 & 7 though!
execpt the bt lady.
2. Yes x 1000000
4. No comment
5. 10 years ago maybe
7. She has a chin for an arse. Or something
9. Face like a slapped arse
10. Don't know.
I don't watch that, but she was in something I saw the other day though and looked foxy. I might start watching Dr Who.
But she's not a thirty-something, nor is she in some way related to the property market...branching out?
Especially 6. *swoon*
on the 'High Street'. Opposite Pizza Express.
or does she not get in due to underageness?
It was oleg 'the sexual predator' rich!
as a prawn.
I don't understand why Sarky isn't terrified of him.
I certainly wouldn't leave any of my female friends or relatives in a room with him.
and we can delight in his wrongness.
What's the story?
He may have started talking to two pre-pubescent girls.
He may have shouted 'Facebook me! Browne WITH AN E!!!!' at them.
(might not actually be true, but he won't be online today to defend himself, so we could say anything)
I'll be your lawyer for today.
This isn't the girl t_f_s thought was storing nuts in her cheeks I guess. I hope she isn't 14.
these were new ones.
despite the fact that was the slowest train ever, visiting places that probably don't even exist, the craic on the journey made it more than worthwhile.
"Facebook me, yeah? Facebook me! Richard Browne! With an E! No, not you! Blondie! Blondie! Facebook me!"
"She's a lesbian."
"Aaagh! That's even better! Fit! FIT!"
I was absolutely helpless with laughter.
bit that got me :D
Good, its not just me.
The kid seems a 'RIGHT LAUGH' too. I'd love to live with him and watch Setanta and stuff.
i thought this was going to be about me
Even you're hotter than that cycle-bird!
I'm going to brake you. HAHAHA.
if this stops soon.
I don't want to break this chain yet
She wasn't 14.
the other one facebooked me!!
I'll send you a link if you want.
(my god she looks young)
i look WAY hotter riding a bicycle
no its too early
I need to read it again before I go out of the office for the day!
exactedmondo what i mean""""
have you tried to contact her yet?
How do you think she will feel about bing in the Kirsty Alsopp/nigella list?
She still couldnt hold a candle to freerangefrog though........