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"Timmy Mallet's a legend, an absolute legend"
circa October 2000.
I seem to recall that he was a generally affable fellow, but, something of a pervert.
It was one of my drunkest ever nights. Everyone queued up in order to go up on stage and get hit with the mallet. When I went up,I insisted that I should to hit him with the mallet. The security man disagreed.
when I went for an unsuccessful job interview. The room was lovely. The staff were lovely. The head interviewer was not.
proclaims someone to be a legend, they have to follow it up with "absolute legend"?
he is a nobend. however my mates dad did break his nose by 'accident' during a football match
another cookham resident, cool. i'm gonna be walking round the place trying to work out who you are now!
celebrities everywhere indeed. i saw clive woodward in the chef peking the other week!
look out for a moody looking bloke wearing a big blue coat and fingerless glove, usually found walking between countrystores and the swan uppers. thats me
I used to work at a stockbroking firm. We were bored and started typing in random names to see if they had demutualisation share issued to them.
He did and we laughed at him calling his house Mallet Mansions.
to a relatively recent review, where that line was included as a reference to the idiots who say that sort of thing.
Bugger me! I thought there'd be someone that remembered it.
Here it is:
One out of ten hahaha yippee