Do they exist and who are they?
I've read all the Brookmyre and Chuck Pahlaniuk books that have been written. I've read all the Douglas Coupland books I want to read (i.e. not Microserfs 'cos I got bored and not J-Pod 'cos it's like Microserfs allegedly but all the others bar the Gum Thief) and incidentally I really liked the Time Traveller's Wife and We Need to Talk About Kevin too.
Now I need more books to read.