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1) aaaaahhh! (that's me screaming) :)
3) bbbbbut I'm not going to that. Is it Dalkin?
1. I soo wish i could i feel ashamed I cant.....i only know an ancient greek charm. what do you want to translate?
2. Well yeah, she got 'claire' here. I'm not convinced she could have used 'claire' on every message board/site in existence, though.
However, thetersecrimp is unlikely to be taken by anyone else ever! :D
3. I think if you could have used 'Joe' for every username choice you'd have been the father of the internet. I've had to use TheoJGB in a few places or supplement it with numbers in others.
Can anyone guess who they're from?!
mine are filth
1) "Yes, he is a knob. Maybe you could kill him for me? I have money."
2) "Allahu Akbar!"
3) "I want you. Badly. Come round after work. I'll get the dwarf out."
1. From me. About meths.
2. From meths. About me.
3. From Theo. Obviously
1. I`m thinking......working for butlins must be a step up for me....
2. If I can ever afford it I'll find a way!
3. What is your latest ATP situation?
I may , but probably not, be in a position to afford it !
cookies and icecream sound nice but i'd probs just pass on that type of breaky. and you know, i'm not that much of a slut! i just am not embarrassed to talk about past experiences or to make out with people, cause making out is super awesome!!
aw alex, its ok, i am rather slutty, you have all right to say so! no, i am not mad at you at all!!!
KILL who? you? i won't kill you! i might hafve a "brawl" with *NAME DELETED* though, heheeheheheeh
and I don't have an interpreter to hand.
It'll be with you soon."
2) "The only pet I ever had was called toby"
3) "hahaaha :)
have fun, i won't be going unfortunately!!! :S"
nothing too private there...
you lot send each other loads of messages.
I feel uneasy
because the others are identifiable as to who they're from.
Re: i only meant the make up re you
hahaha, i was only joking, don't worry :D
are you going to be coming to Zonino 3? Are you are you? You should :)
Re: No Im born in october
but i have a lot of air signs in my whole reading.
I think you meant to send that to her, sweetheart?
architect of Kitchener City Hall; Art Gallery of Ontario, Phase III
we were discussing our libra-ness and taurus-ness???
1. what? why tell me to fuck off?
2. you gonna answer me? i'd like to know why you told me to fuckkkkkk offfffffffffff.
3. how very grown up of you
plus there are a number of people on here who would beat me up, or kill me *coughs* gunty
1) I can't believe she fit both fists in, she's only about 4'2"!!!
2) If you're not willing to provide one measly blowjob then I'm dropping you from the label.
3) yes we'd love to play wembley stadium, see you there on the 15th. Love Craine.x
i'm guessing, about his scanning research study. I was wondering why it was taking so long and got in touch recently too.
oh i am soooo sleepy this afternoon.
I don't think ours are going to be that spectacular. I'm just expecting to be faced with a mass of unsightly fat! They're messing him around still, poor guy.
WOW I'M FUNNY
You! Ok? Hope so! :D
2. my net died
but i fixed it
1. I've just added you on facebook
2. Love and Logic are totally incompatible.
3. Reading Railroad
I can post them up if it makes you feel less boring. I'll doctor them slightly.
1. i think you mean this?
2. Ho ho
well who said anything about Arsenal
yes i know this this is the most pointless pm ever
2. "tell me about futureheads!
some really 'out there' pm's for me to put up on here please
1. out there
2. REALLY OUT THERE!!!!
SHAZAMM and such (im so funny)
ps. there you go :)
3. out there
It was a double PM
dont worry bout king of cats
you already made the apology for how it might look and that excludes you from criticsm i think.
Its nice you know theres a joinedupness to your choice of subject.
so many pick subjects for the reason of meh!
From XXX | 28 Nov '07, 19:10 | Reply
then i looked at my recent texts and realised they were entirely unprintable. can someone else do it? i'm nosey!
we want rudes
we want rudes
"our lives are so gay!"
"Oh bam. Be careful"
in reverse order
Mum: Josh, When does your new mobile number take effect from? x
Mum:Ok. So is ur old number now defunct?
Mum: Ok, im confused now. Dont remember which no. I text u on. But as long as I can get you - thats all that matters. x. Ps, what would you like for your birthday?
I AM COOL
i wish mine were like this. have some mundane ones:
"downstairs at the mo waiting for crowds to disperse then will head to bar x"
"yo you don't happen to have last minue getting-me-into-futureheads powers do you? cats in frickin paris cancelled :( x"
"really sorry to hear about your mam. put my foot in it pretty big style there. see you tonight. **** x. ps don't put yr phone number on facebook, any retrobate could get it!"
Mine are already of the mundanity scale, and I didnt even include the one from vodafone telling me what number I need to text to get my own number. Im tempted to type that out now, actually.
i am on the edge of my seat right now
She hasnt yet said "lol", but I know the day will come.
I didnt text her back what I want for my birthday. I dont know what to say.
I actually had a really good idea for a thread I thought of at work. I thought about posting it last night then I thought "nah, this shit is day shift material". I've got about 20 minutes to try and remember what it was.
^i hate myself
'who wants to go to the jolly farmers on friday eve?'
'ah hot water-bliss! :) x x'
'Hey lottie its .... You narcing? x'
you know it.
Tell you what though - what a fucking shit band this is shaping up to be.
Have you sorted the reearsal space?
I thought about the covers. How about
Sex Pistols - pretty vacant
Siouxsie & The Banshees - Hong Kong garden
Lene Lovich - i think we're alone now
Beatles - Here comes the sun
Beatles - eleanor rigby
PIL - public image
If you don't have the songs, you can download them from the link below - I uploaded them for you:
I'll call you tomorrow morning. Or feel to call me anytime.
Looking forward meeting you!
1 - deal
2 - should we talk about other things?
3 - Helen. It would have to be a pretty motherfucking hott 42 year old.
I only ever seem to go for 18/19 year olds anyway.
really like you
really like you
really like you
1) I FANCY YOU
3) I bet you're secretly a 55-year old sandal-wearing pervert. I know I am!
Who could they all be?????
Misjag! I loved that. Perhaps I'll start a thread one day... How do I put a picture up..?
You should try playing Fiona or Lottie, they are ace. at scrabble. and in general actually.
thanks. i'll investigate it.
love the label btw, missed the soup kitchen gig unfortunately, sounded really ace.
(these ae actually just the last three ones that aren't privateio)
1. if you dont come to my birthday ate it will be shit, you're my best mate and i want us to go shopping on saturday for outfits!
2. hey, not completely sure what happened last night, judging by missed calls and texts i mis-behaved! lol, sorry! x
3.you have to visit me ooop north, PLEASE COME x x x x x
Im really worried that x will feel betrayed now y's identified him, is it really bad too have said that do you think? y says he won't mind, but im still worried, I shouldnt have posted them :(
I thought i'd cut stuff out of the pm that would have identified it
this is an example of me being sh**.
Why did I ever think it would be OK to post PM's.....
Don't worry YOU could never go too far for me <3 xxx<3 xxx
1. no you're great babe, i'm sorry it was just a joke xxx
2. You win.
3. whats wrong love x x x
sex and death....
1/I'll check when I get home!
I just walked to the garage to get some sweets this lunch, it's just down the road from where I used to go to college. I'm a bit scared by how young all the kids look now. :|
2/Making out is rad, it's definitely up there with cookies and ice cream!
3/Maybe we could graffiti a sign? My last campaign involved a stencil of former England right-back Gary Neville. I'm not sure why..
3) cool- it's good ;) I'll try and be snappy
I almost thought your surname was bird for some reason. Bird or Wright.
Can't post the rest. Pretty offensive to certain DiSers; DiSers which shall remain unnamed, Vikram.