Following on from ReincarnationofKali's thread about GumTree web dating, I came across (insert MEGALOLZ here:......) this little gem:
Did you know, I wrote this ad with one hand Horny in Bournemouth Age: 19 Reply to: email@example.comDate: Monday 19th November
I am sitting at my computer and one of my hands is not doing the typing.
You can only guess what I am doing!
If you want to know then I will let you.
If we can chat, then maybe I will let you help me!
Speak to you soon if you're in the Bournemouth area...
Posting ref: 16176266 Location: Bournemouth
Doubtless you are as intrigued as I am to learn what she is doing with her other hand.
Insert suggestions below and I shall then email her with the top 5: