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hope i haven't just emailed a nut nut!
(and tiny lol)
how this goes
I had a friend who was going around shagging LOTS of girls through that forum... it got to the point where I was having 'a bit too much information' and when I saw a few mobile phone pics it was like 'WHOAH - put it away' (the phone, that is).
It's quite a sleazy site, innit...
the camera can't lie! :(
-After a burst of panic! My imagination just got carried away with me, nice enough chap but i'm a sucker for a barnet alas he was follically-challenged what a superficial bitch I am. He kept going on about how many flats he owned!
We travelled far and wide.
Reply to: Click here to email the poster Date: Tuesday 27th November
Looking to kick back, have a couple of beers and wank to some hot porn with guys that are into similar.
I can accomodate and have some porn, just bring some more.
.......MEGALOLZ, etc etc
I am a white 27, straight and goodlooking.
Looking to hang out with guys around the same age.
Not gay, so NO... not looking to 'see where things go' or anything more... (as some have replied).
YOU'RE REALLY BUSTING MY BALLS, McClane!
that is the best thing i have seen in ages
judging by that site
yeah lets not get carried away love..i just answered a dating add not try out for gimp of the year..crumbs what a lot of spunk.
hmmmm...least fussy guy EVER?!
Mid 30's Male Seeks Female For Discreet Liaisons In Dorset.
I'm 35, male, 5'10, dark hair and eyes. Considered attractive.
I'm looking to meet a female and although age is largely irrelevant, I do find myself increasingly drawn towards women aged 40+, especially if they speak a bit posh like, as they have a certain air about them. Younger is also good, too, so don't let that put you off.
I don't care if you're single, married, or in a relationship. I was seeing a married woman on and off for a while, but as her husband is taking early retirement, I need to start interviewing and auditioning replacements. Don't worry, you won't be required to perform an oral exam, unless you want to, that is?
I myself have a casual girlfriend, but (obviously) I can't see myself staying faithful to and monogamous with her for the rest of my life.
So, now both parties know where they stand.
This is not just a blatant request for sex. Things may never get that far. You may just want a man to flirt with, either by email, Instant Message, text or phone. Even if we meet, it may just be as friends. You may still just want a bit of harmless flirting, or perhaps some much needed male attention.
This may just be meeting in a public place and spending time together. We can go as fast or as slow and as far as you like. From hand holding, a bit of kissing and cuddling to groping perhaps as time goes by? If you want to take things further, I have my own place where we can be absolutely private and undisturbed. Discretion is absolutely assured and guaranteed.
If you live within a radius of Bourenmouth (Dorset, Hampshire, Wiltshire or Somerset) I can travel to meet you, or even accommodate. Even further than that, then it is not worth either of our time. Please send a photo with your email.
Did you know, I wrote this ad with one hand Horny in Bournemouth Age: 19 Reply to: email@example.comDate: Monday 19th November
I am sitting at my computer and one of my hands is not doing the typing.
You can only guess what I am doing!
If you want to know then I will let you.
If we can chat, then maybe I will let you help me!
Speak to you soon if you're in the Bournemouth area...
Whisking a cake mix?, playing Duck Hunt? Tell us, tell us!!
surely thats a cruel joke wiv some poor sods picture stolen from somewhere? I'm sure
to be honest.
posted an ad saying that she was straight but recently had the best sex of her life with one of her girl friends and was looking for someone to help her re-assert her sexuality.
one of the many replies which was received before the ad was removed was about three pages long...