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And coffee doesn't work. It's taken me ages just to write this cos I keep nodding off. What should I do?
my best ever job used to allwo me to sleep at my desk for 45 mins after lunch
at your desk if I worked with you as well.
it does mopre than coffee
and water too. lots of water.
go to the bathroom and run cold water over your wrists...um, I think it's wrists.
If not wack your cock in the sink too!
carry a clipboard or a piece of paper and you will look purposeful.
If this fails, go and have a little sleep in a toilet cubicle. If anyone asks where you've been just point to your arse and shake your head in a melancholy fashion.
Back in 20!
helps if you blow out your cheeks and say 'you don't want to know' a lot as well.
to look like sweat. Helps with the illusion
or just shut them/
Although I nodded off with my head in my hands and now people are giving me odd looks because I came out the loo with two massive red marks on my face.
How do you explain that one?
all the time.
The best method is pinching yourself directly on a nerve. Hurts like fuck but it will wake you up. There's a good one just below the thumb that works a treat.
so you cut back all the skin and subt...sub...blubber and find a nerve to pinch?
Less unpleasant than redbull. I guess.
I'm bleeding a lot as well.
What shall I do bwarny? bwarny?
I feel cold suddenly.
(I'm meat loaf, you're cher.)
I've done much worse.
I think that'll be in the low 80's
It's generally discouraged...but I like the cut of your gib.
If anyone asks why you were so long, reply "paperwork".
and rub your eyes. That seemed to work when I fell asleep in collect. That was a gateable offence.