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good idea or bad idea?
"How does the spray-on condom work exactly? A man places his penis in a chamber."
and it comes in different colours
......do they have eyes in their?
i once wanted to buy a latext catsuit but was talked out of it (probably a good thing)...
It'd have been amazing, I bet. I bought a purple latex pencil skirt the other day, which I've yet to wear. I imagine it's gonna be really sweaty as it's so tight and sticky!
and had the balls / body to wear it. HA.
I don't think it's really 'me' nowadays...
could probably make the skinniest girl look fat. :(
The wrapping really isn't that hard to get off. If your fingers can't manipulate some plastic wrapping and then a piece of latex, I feel sorry for the woman you are sharing a bed with.
Larger condoms are pretty easy to get hold of too
wider ones aren't so readily available
"Ever in the middle of an intimate rendezvous and wish you didn’t have to fumble with the noisy hard to open packaging condoms come wrapped in?"
Since when was condom packaging noisy?
Since when would extensively spraying your cock be less of a mood killer?
That's fine...if you're engaging in role play, whereby you are the waiter to her dinner guest.
like when you're getting dressed in the morning?
and not getting fired might be an issue
just made me laugh at loud in the office
laughed in the library. people looked at me.
But thats mostly because no one wants to have sex with me anyway.
it looked pretty shit on the youpube video. All runny and inaccurate
more concerned about that fact that he's wearing gloves and protective glasses to be honest..
but he was runny and inaccurate'
i don't dare open that link at work.
but i went for it anyway.
it's not That unsafe for work..
is it staffed?
At the moment, all my brain can picture is something involving dry ice and lots of hissing sounds, like Han Solo being frozen in Star Wars.
I like my lover to mutter about bounties for Wookies while stuffing fistfuls of slugs from a jar into their mouth.
'Chi sabicha ka wonki Chewbacca!' followed by a rumbling laugh and I'm almost here
for those without
then that might be a selling point
and length..........not that I need it
From the comments,
"My rod is Small so this is awesome, also I'm fat as shit so I dont ever have sex, it will be more of a toy. BYE."
where would all the man juice go? there is no pouch bit on the end