*loud overly "rock" guitar riff*
YOU WOULDN'T STEAL A CAR...
me: "ah yeah, I wouldnt. Film now please. *skip....NOT PERMITTED*. It's not working"
*more loud overly "rock" riff*
YOU WOULDN'T STEAL MONEY
me: "Yeah you're right, come on now. *skip...NOT PERMITTED*. AAAAAAHRRGGG"
*rock riff now repeated to insanity*
YOU WOULDN'T STEAL A MOVIE
me: *skip...NOT PERMITTED*

Then I smash up the dvd player. AAAAAHHHHHRRRRRGH