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Men: when you wee, do your pubes ever just fall out?
Seriously? Mine don't. I've never knowingly left one on a urinal. So why, every time I go to use one, do I have to do Exciting Jets and wash the pubes away? Who's leaving them there? Do some men moult a lot? Why don't they wash their own pubes away?
Men are rancid pubey bastards.