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i'm neither and I love the man
he's very handsome i'd say
get a room with eachother
thats not gay thats common sense.
howard from take that?
he's an idiot. and he's blonde. and he's sickening. and have you heard his voice? he's about as much of a man as i am.
you cant say he's not a handsome man.
david > posh
i mean come on.
the woman is an abomination.
beckham.... naaah. attractive but dull, dull, dull. nothing unusual, interesting, charming, intriguing about him. bland. only post-lobotomy patients fancy him.
i like them both in their own little ways.
No one actually finds him attractive.
Proper answer is Micheal Barrymore.
i forget his name, and I was about 15
I didn't realise anyone with the aid of sight fancied Sean Paul
he looks like a child with downs syndrome in that photo.
They would profess their crush via the medium of OMGs and SO BUFF!!!!s
when you see calendars with men in certain poses in say, Clintons, that is cynically aimed at the gay market though you're 'led to believe' that the 'sexy' poses are for 'the wimmin' - I saw one once of 'Tinhead' from Brookside bizarrely and it just screamed 'baby oil'. Why oh why is everything so cynical these days?
the Cliff Richard and Most Haunted ones are far worse.
That's one present sorted.
won a date with tinhead via the medium of saturday morning tv.
She didn't like him in real life, as he was not the bad boy his tv character implied.
"i shave my armpits! i'm really stupid looking! i'm not even very good at football any more and my wife looks like a melting barbie doll!"
I think a lot of thick women used to fancy Ian McShane as well
he remains one of the greatest crossers of a ball in the world, and unfortunately his other interests have ruined him a bit. And he's getting on a bit. But if he didn't have such a joke voice he'd be pretty hot. Fact.
Leave David alone, he is one of the few footballers who looks like they genuinely love the game and love representing their country, and so he should be exempt from such criticism.
yes I do, you're upsetting my favourite stupid footballer, his not unattractive but admittedly sour plastic looking wife, and you're in denial about the page3ification of your name. don't make me attend the Nottingham DiS show with boxing gloves.
so, your favourite footballer then yeah?
my name is not page 3-ified. it's not my fault, i was young and naive when i made it up and i didn't realise that such a horrible man would turn it into something so crude. it's massively on for the 8th.
ps. can you bring your wii and SMG? thanks xxxxxx
but I was in the middle of listing my four favourite page three girls at the time. Which NO ONE has paid attention to.
then again, I fancy Simon Cowell
i.e straght men don't have to fancy [insert name] and gay men don't have to fancy [insert name] - see also the same for women both straght and gay. Its pathetic that you have to feel like you fit in and fancy the same as everyone else. Just silly. I note with interest that a lot of women i work with 'fancy' Dermot O Leary. He's smaller than an atom for crying out loud.