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The Ian Sausage Sexual Smoothie question:
(not to be confused with the Nigel Hairdo Bed Sores Lasagna dilemma)
If Ian Sausage offered you £10,000 to drink a 200ml smoothie made up of his:
1: Semen
2: Poo
3: Tinkle
4: Spit
Would you do it? He isn't suffering from any illnesses, if that matters.