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Why are some days worse than others?
after a shower, you do shower?
my chinese is spicier than it was last week and i can't eat it now >:(
however the man at the coffee shop gave me a 20% discoutn because i was "the most beautiful woman he had seen all day"
The oriental bastard!
maybe you were at a different place?
Keep a regular timetable of boxer/itch crossover. It's both geeky and healthy.
I'm having to keep shifting in my seat. To an onlooker it could look like I'm sneaking one out, but in truth I'm merely trying to remove my scrotum from my groin
Sounds very painful :(
I spend a large proportion of my day with one hand manouevring my substantial sweaty sack from my thighs. The rest of the office love that shit.
everything is always because of what you've eaten
People love to hear my castrato tones around here.