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you know who you are.
i know who you are and i'm scared of you.
I don't know whether to take that as a compliment.
It's me, isn't it?
is this most homophobic thread ever?
make the most of me
in a sexualsandwich
Dennis from Eastenders
Because...well, is that just because I like football if so? A little blinkered. I'm far from a man's man, I think. I'm just normal.
you big lug.
Can't stop, I've got to update my live journal.
Exactly though. I might start a 'DiS 'men who are a bit like ladies because they don't watch sports' thread. But I can't be arsed, because it really doesn't matter.
on the way to Bath,
'will smash your face in and then write about it in his livejournal whilst listening to folk'
but you couldn't smash anyone's face in because in real life you're a pussy. All talk. No trousers.
'Borehamwood hard man'
the Kilburn Cripple.
new wrestling name
'The Borehamwood Bastard'
my mate didn't want to touch my bum yesterday, so he was forced to!
i smell of leather and cigars
and i have a moustache and wear driving gloves
These are DiS's men's men. The rest are at best men's women.
I'm not offended, but I'd have never put myself in such a category
but I'm super delighted! Just like a man's man should be.
There's no reason or rhyme to it. Manliness reverbrates from your every word, rugged yet feeling
he wouldnt look out of place wearing a superheroes costume.
fullerov is just too......I dunno whats the word.
Does that mean I'm the DiS Dale Winton?
between your face and the pavement
style of campness.......remember many things can be camp, not just g** celebs.
For instance, The ford anglia was very camp
I am a womans man?
or just a nothing nothing?
to have made that list.
er, I think
Scared yet? Would it help if I told you that I fitted a new output to my girlfriend's casio keyboard yesterday? I did SOLDERING and everything.
i was tidying my room yesterday, and found a lovely christmas card, with some kind of ye olde east asian drawing on the front of a lady with a fan.
it was from "ben and sarah"
or "sarah and ben"
was it you?
in which case - thanks! i feel warmed to know that we used to be on eachother's christmas card lists
we don't send out christmas cards. Man, I feel bad now.
no wai! it must have been rah and ginger ben
at least compared to my previous bfs
does not maketh a man
he is obsessed with porn and has misogynistic tendencies
he masturbate on you whilst you do the washing up?
if it wasnt a daily occurence anyway
yeah s'well borin'
a boring swell?
to do that is to insult the idea of maleness and to encourage those facets in those that wish to be 'manly'
im not stupid. manlyness = construct.
but they are stereotypical "manly" things to be like. and he is like them.
beards are for hippies and extremists...men have MOUSTACHES!!! THAT ARE WAXED!!!
i mainline marijuana
when you're short of stuff and you are desperately searching for crumbs, do you ever try to shale out your beard to se if there are any blims in there?
Seriously, I dont know, Im not cruising for compliments, Im not sure if I want to be even, I really cant tell.
he tried to fight me
I did not darling!
So firefly then?
please its all about me, I want to know
Or are they one and the same? I'd have ran away screaming if someone nicked my iPod, and mentioned my mugging to all and sundry for years to come to try and gain some sympathy, eventually pissing everyone off to the extent that I lost all of my friends and lived alone and penniless in a Dudley bedsit.
i do manly things like long distance running but also pluck my eyebrows and moisturise...does this mean....I'M A METROSEXUAL? NOOOOOO! doomed to be forever cradling a baby in an athena poster?
well i do it holding a pint of real ale and smoking a pipe
running that is...i suppose id be well manly if i DID IT holding a pinto fo real ale and smoking a pipe. and kept my boots on. which were dirty.
your feet offend every one of the senses that are housed in my head.
on the boards.
In real life you are delightful and feminine.
What happened to him?
seems ok (y)
to gay with him all the time when he lived in Manchester. Then he cut his hair, and it ended there
fall? go? i dunno
and of course
and... umm... Creaky?
you're looking smashing there.
t'was a good night out.
I saw him four years later out the front of a pub in Broadway market wearing fairy wings at 4am. I didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
And I don't suppose anybody round these parts knows me well enough to cast an accurate appraisal
And let me rub moisturising lotion all over you
one did you do in the end?
don't put it in the window
unless you want some.
why did I choose to upset a man's man?
relationship of 6 and a half years
oh how the other half live
You used to like me : (
I'm quite fickle, I guess... no substance, soul, nor depth of character at all...
I forgot to put you on the list. Don't beat me up.
impelled to challange devonmalcolm to a fight. Should I?
how handy you are in a fight. If you feel impelled to then of course you must, if only for your imperilled manhood.
a duel at dawn
recognition of mistakes and behaviour is not unmanly
but I have sincerely forgotten what I am apologising for. Perhaps you could prompt me...
i cant remember either
I once went out with someone for 7 years, she was awful......it was awful.
On the bright side to get away from her malaevalance
I didnt throw myself into the sea
although she was calling me
beckoning me alluringly
promising to cradle my head
It would have been terribly embarrising though the boat would probably have turned around and 'rescued me'
um, that sounds a little more homo than metro to me
stupid boards..why dont things go where you put them.
anyway, i am a metrosexual. i have sex with underground trains. and free newspapers.
well we know this NOW, don't we...
i dont know who you are. that was a lie.
this is going to be like that time that bamos said that thing and everyone was like DUDE SHES GONNA FLIP and it was the most agonising thing waiting for her reply and we all felt bad isnt it yes it is isnt it.
The world's premier lesbian Killing Joke tribute band.
is unmanly about me?
stop being vague.
I want facts and reasons....
I'm not lovely at all. That's the kind of shit girls USED to say to me, before I realised it was much funnier to NOT be nice...
If you do you will make yourself all mutilated and ugly. Be what you are, if you go a bit 'not nicer' naturally then so be it, but don't engineer it.