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which joker is most likely to simply answer 'no'?
have you ruined this already?
we can say whatever we like, as factual as we like, and still make it a question?
were you australian? aren't you lithuanian?
Have we all been watching too much Seinfeld?
Did you know Ryan Stiles and Colin Mochry are best friends in real life?
Isn't that heartwarming?
Why was the American version never as funny as the English?
Didn't it have almost the same cast anyway?
Surely Clive Anderson wasn't the difference, was he?
Dilbert presented the American one, did he not?
Was Richard Vranch-at-the-piano everyone elses favourite too?
Why Tony Slattery?
to answer 'yes'?
Doesn't everyone else think he's one of the best things about it?
buggered it up by merely puting a question mark at the end of something that isnt really a question?
that history will decide?
recent history has been enough?
and in fact functions at a higher level of intelligence to any of us? Maybe we should admire her hyper brain?
his name was displayed next to the thread title?
if I did?
that I got the idea from reading that one?
and, possibly, if you'd like, can go fuck yourselves?
Dont you think that for once we were right to criticise you?
as, anything can be a question?
isn't that a fundamental misunderstanding of how syntax works in the English language?
the definition as set out below wasn't specified, was it?
think of 'syntax' in the context of annoying commodore 64 crashes?
that was a pretty good effort?
what are its key features?
or did it just not make any sense in the first place?
'witty rejoinder of the year'?
what do you win for first prize?
wouldn't a cash prize be appropriate?
you've learned a new word?
of a witty carpenter?
that just adding a question mark or using an upward inflection whilst speaking isn't the same as forming a grammatically correct question? surely that's the point of this thread?
that they came up with the idea originally?
do you? do you want it sir?
that we could stop you?
counts as massive?
'it's not the size of the ship, it's the motion in the ocean'?
used to be really really fat?
we should all think before we post?
some kind of cunt?
Im just hungry.
What with increasing rental prices in city centres AND the huge rise in online fantasy gaming, does anyone understand why they haven't gone under?
as our satisfaction in succeeding increases so so does our need for answers?
always more questions than answers? Isnt this thread just proving it?
OOOh do you want it game cat? do you?
if not me, then who>?
that I definitely don't want it?
the best joke ever? could sarkyfox be ghoul?
Do they go on for eternity? Does a thread end when someone hasn't posted in it for a day? If so, what happens when it's resurrected? Is it alive then? Or still dead, just letting out gas?
there are answers to those questions?
for me, please?
did poo stop being funny?
a thread in which every response is an answer to a question asked here?
discuss this above?
"a fundamental misunderstanding of how syntax works in the English language" not mean anything to you?
arguing her corner other than her?
that I've bothered to scroll back up and meticilously read a list of questions?
that you have anything better to do?
it would be foolish of me to argue I have?
to back up such an argument?
hear such a case?
to make every DiS post he makes today a question?
the more appropriate question?
does that even make sense?
is anyone else glad that Craig's back?
seem to be the case?
would you care to explain the reference?
during his short tenure here on DiS?
is craig foley?
and find out for yourself?
(http://tinyurl.com/2gzsbq) in the middle of this question, would that look weird?
"I even switched to Pepsi and Qibla cola for a while but the pity is that coke is the best of them by far. The rest all fall short and that is tragically selfish of me." in this thread?
Oh, started talking to yourself again have you?
bring up bees?
i'm obsessed with bees or something?
that creaky is a beekeeper?
that by adding 'i don't know' at the beginning you've pretty much cocked up the thread? isn't it a sentence distinct from the question that follows it?
are you silly?
Cant you imagine me saying it with the inflection going up at the end?
what sarkyfox did above? didn't we conclude that 'i don't know' can't grammatically be considered a question regardless of inflection?
a preamble to the main question?
Suremly this is only a figure of speach and meaningless and therefore belongs to the 'meat and drink' of the suceeding question?
Were you not aware that english is 'not and exact science'?
to turn any statement into a question? wouldn't that make this thread a bit pointless?
at the end of a sentence which is otherwise phrased as a question spoil this thread?
to return it to its rightful owner?
should it have been taken?
that this thread is deadly serious?
from the response that it does?
that I mean the collective response(s)?
wasnt she the only woman to reply in a thread about onanism?
is it cos you is shy?
or is it cos I is a momo?
actually make restlessboy think slightly differently and forget to ask a question, 'like ryan styles does so well'?
dont you think your a bit lazy?
didn't we talk quite a bit the first two times?
wasn't the third time at truck? hadn't I only just arrived after a long car journey?
where is the evidence that you're a momo?
what the hell is a momo anyway?
I mean seriously, could it be any more dull?
than someone moaning about a thread they don't like?
with australians in this thread?
how would i have known you'd just got there after a long car journey?
Wasnt I very very drunk the first two times?
You do realise that Im only saying that cos I was dissappointed not to have talked to you more dont you?
don't you realise that having to phrase everything as a question is making it harder to merely state, by way of explanation, that I had just arrived and so would not have been talkative? would I really have expected you to know?
Wouldnt you expect someone to draw the conclusion that you expected them to know that youd just arrived by the fact that you offered no explanation that youd just arrived?
Dont you think that you all looked well comfy and been ensconsed for ages with your fancy pagoda and chairs?
DO you think that perhps you had told me that you had just arrived but that in my anxiety of having my family there and wanting to not appear to mrs knees that I was not being inattentive of her and my sons I might have just not heard you?
'i don't know?' thing? don't you care about maintaining the integrity of this thread?
do you think creaky messed it up? can you settle the controversy?
could i get a link?
you do know how to do a direct link to a reply, right?
running your hands through its medium length, soft and everso manly facepubes right now?
hands full of goldern syrup, whilst I did that? or marmalade?
are you mental?
grey area isn't it?
are you glad that when i almost posted a similar phrase with a statement then a question that i'd normally seperate with a dash that i rethunk?
the 'I dont know' is merely a manner of speech and has no value of itself and is therefore 'belonging to' the subsequent question?
a statement? couldn't you have re-worded it as 'do i know?' as as to make it a question? isn't it pretty unambiguous?
althought it can be a statement, in my post it is more a figure of speach?
If you run it through your mind cant you see that?
how it can not be a statement?
isn't the point of the game to make you think about what you say and avoid constructions which aren't a question?
dont you think you should have posted' the rules' at the beginning?
Couldnt you grant me some largesse, bearing in mind I am well known for my unusual and convoluted sentence structure, and unconventional phrasing?
Isnt it tantamount to pedentary to try to trap me using traditionally conventional interpretation, when it is plain that I am a jazz maverick?
with regard to your beard? or was 'grey area' referring to it?
with 'gay area' in the above sentence?
tempted to just say 'no' in reply to that?
when we should all be speculating about the new England manager?
and anyway, won't whoever the FA want just do a Big Phil Scolari and tell them to get lost?
and payoff when you get sacked would be a bit tempting?
to manage a side that was actually good?
turn this into another football thread please?
didn't wales get a draw last night?
play club football every week?
and still make it a question?
Was it the mention of football that killed it?
isn't two hundred and odd posts pretty respectable for what is basically a shit idead?
by Darren in Hollyoaks tonight?
who roger is?
how the old hollyoaks made a dead serious late night version where they tried to get all adult and stuff? did they really think that it became a proper drama just cos you saw ruth's flange?
ans can you post a pic?
that it is, in fact, MY foot?
Will it get me more cred than if it was a System Of A Down reference?
didnt aishapra break it up there^?
that sarky actually broke it at the third post and you repeated her mistake several times subsequent to that?
dya wanna stop?
It is dead, bereft of life.
(dont anyone dare say, "there didnt you see it move?")
after some people have failed to ask a question?
what makes you think we'll stop now?
who prefers that to 'loveless'?
that I don't actually own any MBV albums?
your preferred outcome?
with following your heart's desire?
with following ORDERS, goddamit?
to think for ourselves? are we not men?
Didn't someone already ruin it?
Are we pretending it never happened?
that abandons an endeavour just because you experience a couple of minor wetbacks?
or are you asking me to come on to you?
does everyone think I'm a massive racist now?
have we anything to lose or gain?
Can't you get in touch with the administrators and ask them to tidy things up a bit?
Would that be cheating?
Or do mistakes make things more interesting here as well as in general life?
can't take one for the TEAM from time to time?
are freethinkers not dangerous?
Or are you saying you want me to take it to the next level?
I'm listening to ELO?
Where did we go wrong?
Isn't that reason enough?
Is a life lived in nostalgia a life at all?
do you still think im a retard royter?
in a position to be correcting his question?
without being lewd?
and still look innocent?
can I borrow your willy instead then?
in 3 words or less?
for grammatical conventions?
would you take it personally?
persona EVER be considered to be taking anything personally?
or is it inevitable that the poster's personality will bleed into the persona? How long can a man wear a mask for?
is where else could they be?
'are my pants even'?
To which, should the answer not be: 'no, they are odd'?
Would hilarity then ensue?
which would you prefer it to be?
you already know the answer to that, deep down?
deep, downy, layer of ass hair?
caused me to leave a vital word from that sentence mean I've ruined this?
whether you were referring to your happy years spent at Westpoint?
will you call me on it?
should i do it?
when it's so grim?
rubbish isnt it?
i get tempted to ruin this thread?
And it's already been done, hasn't it?
that jeanpierre_papin stopped on six-hundred and sixty-six posts?!