Oh come on now, I'm never out these days yet in the old days I was 'there' YES THERE when the occasion arose and something near seismic in DIS world happened. I went to SCL's first night, EVEN DJING, 'curated' the 2005 DIS xmas party with Bamos and erm went to the first Zonino and wrote a scathing review about some band in hoodies, but anyway more importantly I'm going to go to the new Friends of the Bride single launch for 'So, You Think You Can Dance?' at Catch, YES ITS LONDON and really and truly we should 'always support our own' as it were and Mr Bobby Grindrod is 'one of our own', and he does have the most spectacular umbrella which I for one covet.

See you there tutting at the smoking ban. I'll be dressed as MBV after sleeping heavily facedown on a patterned sofa so will therefore have a face like I've been pistol whipped with a Wafflemaker.