Ok here goes:

Location: mainly in the living room is is hippy number one. Can be found stoned 24 hours a day, slumped at his computer making 'world music'. Has a passion for holey jumpers, rescuing one parent mothers, stripey socks and yellow teeth.

Location: garden: is our resident rats. Can be found chomping on apples that have fallen from the apple tree. They have a passion for being ratty.

Location: red room - spare room, bed bugs infestation.

Location: my room. hi.

up the stairs...

Location: 3rd floor, first bedroom. hippy two: 48 years old ketamin addict, long hair....fantasist. Great artist. Hippy 2 has an impressive collection of buttplugs. Passion: signing on.

Loction: 3rd floor: second bedroom.
hippy three. ex-prostitute and pole dancer, is now a mouthy bar maid. passion: chain smoking.

Anyway, who do you live with?