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but never at them
so do my brothers.
Except the c-word. ooh!
until my dad turned into a massive one.
but on the whole no
But I don't really swear that much - it's a bit dull really, isn't it?
but they are equally as potty mouthed as me. i wouldnt swear infront of my Gran or In-Laws tho
last time I did I got a mighty whack round the head that nearly knocked me out, taught me well
I use ever swear word in front of my dad, but only 'shit' in front of my mum.
Maybe moreso when my sister's home. "Dinner's ready motherfuckers!"
by the age of 3 I was saying "cuntballs"
My dad was in the army for 35 years though so no amount of swearing will phase him!
never. i can get away (he says as a 24 year old) with most at the football but only shit and piss in the family home.
But I don't say cunt, unless I'm drunk or really annoyed with someone.
Then I wipe my arse on the curtains
was a swear word. I thought it was too similar to TWIT to be that rude. Anyway, i prefer the word fuckwit.
but not cunt or pissflaps or anything like that
in front of my mother for the first time earlier on this year. I remember thinking to myself that this was bad and I shouldn't have done it, but she didn't bat an eyelid.
So I told her my accidental fisting story and changed my name to Twatfarm.
you have an accidental fisting story?
I hope you aren't talking about the user accidental
Bamos, you are a charmer
That's given me secret blog pangs.
I would feel weird.
My b/f does with his parents, it makes me feel like saying 'you can't say that in front of your parents :o!!!!!11!!1' But his parents don't even flinch!
except my girlfriend not boyfriend.
it does seem a bit odd, but only because i'm not used to it. plus the rents do too and it's only ever in frustration at other things rather than at other family members.
i used to hold my tongue around my dad but as i've got older, seen him less and sworn on average more i find it difficult. i don't swear unnecessarily around him though.
but I didn't do for ages.
on a regular basis.
They always ask how Potty-Mouth Pegley is getting on.
I'm cunting fine.
but they are way more foul mouthed than me. my dad says "twat" alot and my mum even says the c word. it's sick.
They might ground me!
Which I'm sure makes them incredibly happy with their daughter's choice of boyfriend.
Until he calls me a "fucking cuntflap shit face" he will always remain commanderboobs to me.
There are few limits to it. I try to not to cunting this and that though but occassionally it slips out.
Yes I do.
apart from the c-word.
an extremely feminist girl berated the fact that cunt was a dirty word, because a cunt is a beautiful thing, much like a flower.
Clearly she had never actually seen any genitals
she looks in the mirror at least once a day, methinks :)
Even down to the word "crap". I try my best but occasionally the odd word slips out.
my mum swears like a trooper too, she's ace
dead harsh about using rude words when i was a little 'un. I was scared to say arsenal or arsenic.
Bumene Wenger!!! :)
i also had to say 'trump' instead of fart.
But I rarely swear anyway
but I can't swear when both my parents are there as my stepdad doesn't approve of people who swear in front of women.
gallant men are the best :)
70 years old and a Geordie ex-football referee. He still reckons players should be given red cards for celebrating too 'wildly'.
In front of my dad i never say these:
muff, muff diver, or any variant of.
But these are okay:
dick, possibly dickhead. especially okay when referring to meatloaf.
:D i'll try and crowbar a Muffloaf in to conversation, see how it goes down.
then i'll burst into a medley of Twat out of hell