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have you had?
Rough calculations accepted, no need to be exact.
I actually used a calculator to work that out.
so how many have you had gently?
but more recently it became more of a means to sleep
1) Isabella Rossellini
2) Sophia Loren
3) Greta Scacchi
4) Monica Vitti
5) Alessandra Mussolini
I imagine you mean that you managed to 'convert a try'?
what percentage were unsucessful?
How exactly can you fail?
though it normally happens 3/4 time that day.
i dunno, but it took me a while to get passed the touching myself stage and to graduate onto topping my crumble
you fail by letting your hooker take your conversions
is everyone keeping statistics of everything they do?
all the tissues. date ordered.
New girlfriend comes round. 'Yeah, these are all my CDs, in alphabetical order. Cool, huh? And yeah, these are my books, ordered by author then chronologically. And these *opens creaking door* are all the tissues from my masturbations since I was 14, each with a rating out of 10 for satisfaction and force of ejaculation. How's that for cool?!'
who kept used condoms and invited girls to see them.
He hadn't ever had sex.
He came from Portland
8,364,989 and counting.
I was thinking this.
Kurt Vonnegut would have a field day
at the moment
That equates to over 15 litres.
That is one statistic I think we all didnt hear
i feel a bit wrong posting in this thread.
anyway, i'm just going to say that my answer is to agree with all the rest.
I honestly thought women had more self respect than to reach such huge numbers.
batteries shes gotten through...
like a ride on mower.
that ones just for weekends
can do 1/3 million miles
the first AND the ONLY one......well done, you are a great sport for entering the spirit of things in this thread I admire you for your bravery, one might say ...........
<tee'd it up nicely there, who wants to hit it for six?>
"she is so brave one might even say she's got a lot of ..........."
^ Was hard work and needed tea intervals but just about managed it with some good family encouragement
Could have gone for more but only started at 11 in the morning...Only if had started earlier.
Is there a Guiness World Record for W***s if anyone knows?
i have heard off lessreliable sources of a 13 occurring. must have been sawdust coming out by the end mind you.
Sometimes I am glad that I have neither the time nor the hormones to go that far.
i just wanted clarification from sarah
first one i can remember was over Louise Nurding in TOTP magazine.
Same transmission from the one-armed jizzer! Wank away! Wank away!
quite a few, I'm a bit of a cheeky chappy don't you know phwoar love a duck phnar
to a blind man
i'm a bit busy!
having to keep swapping bewteen windows. But of course you know that being a professional and all, I'm currently at Grade 6 but it's sooo demanding.
And got very concerned as to how you w***