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too much information...

and I'll let you change my nappy!

I haven't bought any porn for over a decade!

but I would say when you are able to go out into the real world and encounter such sights in real life.

internet access in their room?

you're supposed to leave them at railway sidings like everyone else.

. Have you ever bought a porno mag? (without hiding it inside the Sunday papers) YES

2. Have you ever injured someone whilst dancing? YES

3. Have you ever changed a nappy? YES

4. Have you ever popped the bonnet of a car and stared helplessly at it's contents? YES

5. Have you ever fallen asleep during drunken masturbation? YES

6. Have you ever refused to go to hospital when you probably really should've? YES

I'm half man.

maybe i'm some kind of shemale?

naturally my last reply was that when you are able to go out and encounter such sights in the real world, that is the indicator to 'STOP' using it.

Sorry me laddo, but it was thou that brought up the subject of you not having a single hammer (in other thread). If you cant handle people knowing you havnt got the tools for the job, then YOU shouldnt have mentioned it.

Just to rub it in. I also have tins full of many recovered screws and nails and washers.

the answer to this question determines whether I am 67% or 83% bloke...

then i won't feel left out

only number 6. lame

I was reading this earlier, just before Spunky bumped it. The mention in the local mentalists thread of the bloke pouring milk over himself is what reminded me.

I havent bought a porn magazine, friends give them as gifts so i keep up to date.
Never changed a nappy, i let child services take care of that.

1. Yes.

2. Yes.

3. No.

4. No.

5. I do not recall. So, possibly.

6. Yes

How is this scored exactly.

I should get the perfect 6 within a few months or so.

I can make that 6 out of 6 this weekend though.

7.) Have you sharpened a pencil with a knife?
8.) Have you ever hired a skip?

1) The adrenaline/embarrassment was all part of the thrill!

2) Hmm, a few times. Worst was probably at Le Tigre a few years ago, a gig that seemed to be populated, myself aside, entirely by 5 ft 2 in 16 year old girls. I started throwing my shapes during Hot Topic and promptly skittled about six teenyboppers. Went to stand near the back after that :(

3) I have three younger siblings so yes, one of the joys of being the eldest growing up.

4) Having only owned crappy cars, frequently. My stap-father is a mechanic and I used to work in his garage during the summer holidays. Car knowledge does not appear to have seeped into me at all.

5) Ah yes, the joys of waking up at 4am cuddling my laptop.

6) Dancing on bar, slip off bar head first into tray of drinks, horrified looks all around, "Nah I'm fine, another beer please barman", wake up in morning with face glued to pillow (not connected to number 5) and a fairly tidy two inch scar on my forehead as a reminder.

BLOKE!

Hear me roar!!!

I never had to buy porno mags as a kid because all of our illicit magazines / booze / other substances were procured for us by a certain Mr L.S. Davies (no joke!) who already looked about 21 when he was 14 and brewed his own alcohol. With the amount of business he had going on he could have retired by the age of 18...

1. Have you ever bought a porno mag? (without hiding it inside the Sunday papers) Aye when younger, felt the same sort of embarrasment and shame as buying the Gail Porter FHM magazine too.

2. Have you ever injured someone whilst dancing? Repeatedly, regretfully. Elbowed a japanese guy in the face one time, the band stopped playing to admire my handiwork as blood poured on the floor. He was fine and accepted my multiple apologies with good humour.

3. Have you ever changed a nappy? Every day... two kids, see. It does not get easier.

4. Have you ever popped the bonnet of a car and stared helplessly at it's contents? Oh! No! No car!

5. Have you ever fallen asleep during drunken masturbation? Too often.

6. Have you ever refused to go to hospital when you probably really should've? Broke my arm skateboarding when younger, walked two miles home and went to sleep, had an operation to put my shattered elbow back together that night :D

damn

1. Have you ever bought a porno mag? (without hiding it inside the Sunday papers)
YES - REMEMBER BUYING ONE FROM THE NEWSAGENTS IN TOWN AND HIDING IT INSIDE THE COVER OF HAYSI FANTASI'S DEBUT ALBUM. OH THE SHAME: HAYSI FUCKIN FANTASI...

2. Have you ever injured someone whilst dancing?
SMACKED A LAD IN THE MOUTH FOR STAGGERING INTO ME WHILE DANCING TO THE CLASH. HALF A POINT PROBABLY.

3. Have you ever changed a nappy?
PLEASE: HUNDREDS

4. Have you ever popped the bonnet of a car and stared helplessly at it's contents?
I WAS CONVINCED MY OLD RENAULT HAD NO DIPSTICK - NEVER DID FIND THE BLOODY THING

5. Have you ever fallen asleep during drunken masturbation?
YES. MORE EMBARRASSINGLY FELT ASLEEP DURING SEX ONCE. I WAS VERY, VERY DRUNK
6. Have you ever refused to go to hospital when you probably really should've?
YES. NUMEROUS SPORTING INJURIES, A COUPLE OF CUTS THAT SHOULD HAVE HAD A STITCH.

5.5

What the hell is a bloke anyway? Some pale imitation of a real man?