My nan buys me a copy of FHM every month. She used to get it for my brother, but since he moved out she's just carried on getting it and gives it to me instead. It rarely gets opened, but a brief visit to the John just now revealed this particular feature
For this to be interesting simple yes/no answers will not suffice. Full explanations please
1. Ever been shot at?
2. Ever slept with a lady that's heavier than you? (classy)
3. Ever hallucinated when drinking alcohol?
4. Ever ridden an animal other than a horse?
5. Ever set yourself on fire?
6. Ever been convinced you were about to die?
7. Ever slept rough?
8. Ever killed your own food?
9. Ever impersonated a policeman?
FHM, eh? Presumably, the more you answer 'yes' to, the more of a 'bloke' you are