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There is no castration fear
Carte blanche for backstreet castration practitioners!
IS THAT A FACT IS THAT A FACT IS THAT A FACT OF HISTORY?
IS THAT A FACT IS THAT A FACT OR IS IT MYTH AND MYSTERY?
Not just for backstreet castration practioners.
Going outside for a cigarette in the freezing fucking cold, then coming back in, and immediately going for a piss only to find that your willy has pretty much become an internal organ.
Good times at the office.
If you try and do anything about it someone will undoubtedly walk into the toilet and think you're wanking into a urinal.
Communal toilets are brilliant.
'there was significant shrinkage!'
In a George Costanza style.
I just grinned and carried on trying to tweeze it out. Is that similar?
But your way is more sinister.
We had a 'buff' lecturer at uni who for whatever reason insisted on wearing those awful shirts where you can see a guy's nipples through the material. Thankfully he spent most of his time writing on the blackboards.
I hovered over 'Abandon reply' but thought 'fuck it'.
thinking about his tight buns again?