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I spread butter on a cracker and it breaks and falls face down.
when my laptop battery runs out, but I'm not in the room. When I get back it's turned itself off :(!
I think I'm experiencing deja-vu...
I'm never online untill recently...that sentence made no sense :).
yes there was :).
That was a thread about...ermm let me see now AHA! http://drownedinsound.com/articles/2583428
There we go!
I thought so.
I do love the 'real' butter and whilst there's still some left in my house there will be many 'a' (pronounced ah) posts about it :D!
i also hate that
abandon hope all ye who enter...
Are you a pessimist per chance?
'i love you' or 'abandon hope all ye who enter?'
i don't recall saying either of those things on here before particularly...
Either you said it like two days ago or you just stole someone else's line, now which one's it going to be?! :).
but thats not really 'alot' now is it?
plus i like the sound of it. it has a good ring to it.
Especially if you use propa' butter, it's a bit tougher and harder to spread.
And even when you butter it on the worktop, it just goes all fucked.
Oh, you've opened wounds...
'real' butter conversation!
It was in fact 'real' butter I was using when I dropped the cracker tonight :(!
By the way, sorry about the wounds.
But on the plus side you have inspired me to have some crackers.
I'm confident of avoiding buttery disaster. :D
Spread it when the crackers on the work surface and no where near your unflat hands! Now that is a plan! Untill you pick it up and it snaps :(!
All five were unscathed.
I am the winner.
envy you and your skillfull crackering ways! :(.
Tomorrow I'll get zero out of five.
Not that I ritually have five crackers a day.
what they all say!
So are you part of the CrackerClan too then? :D.
I keep doing that, it's so annoying!
You can't delete posts either can you? :(. Bum.
and now I'm not so sure.
Look up, it was a different thread :).
messes with my head
I have beer shits and there's no toilet paper.
well, if you haven't read them by now...
Got any old towels lying around?
you didnt take your laptop with you, did you?
I think he's say he hates it when.... that happens!
Unless he really did take his laptop with him...grim!
There was paper at work.
My laptop is too precious to me, it will never see the toilet.
it makes me shit worse.
where we all post the same thing and nobody learns anything
I do it all the time anyway! YAY ME!
what the four was about, but I've seen the light :)!
I hate it when....
robin hood prince of thieves is on
what's famous faces got to do with it?
I hate it when I go to a friend's house and their butter is practically frozen. Unless it's one of my posh friends in which case they have their butter in a little ceramic tub. But then it's all melty! FFS people just get olivio.
It's not real butter!
But since your screen name is a subtle Seinfeld reference I'll let you win this one.
But just this one...
it tastes like butter. I find it quite unbelievable that it can't be butter. Wow, that'd be a really good slogan! I should be in marketing.
"It looks like butter...it tastes like butter....I find it quite unbelievable that it can't be butter." on the top of a tub of butter - I'd buy it.
this is DiS
Old money stinks, send those faggots back to forest hill. Please.
40 indie points
My DiS page constantly decides to close on it's own accord! What an actual dick'ed! ARGH!!!!!
Does anyone else's do this?
and this is a real pet hate.... people say "Please enter your PIN number" now you may be pondering on what is wrong with that but I shall enlighten.
Personal Identification Number
Personal Identification Number number!
called Jenny Noyce and we call her Jenny Moist! Woop!
are laughing at your two's conversation right now :).
they're awful; arent they?
i feel like some kind of performing monkey now. i forgot people could read without posting :(
It reminds me of the time that my friend Jennie had a weird vision of one of those monkeys that clap with cymbals with my head in place of the monkeys! So she got me to clap my shoes together and filmed it. Now who's the performing monkey?!
four words for you: i. love. that. clip.
it's nearly as good as ian duncan smith's the quieten man is turning up the volume line...
but still really embarrassing..
he's gone now :). We weren't making fun, I promise :).
but imagine if everyone went around saying "Enter you PI number" instead?
People working in banks who say that!
IDIOTS! OMG! IT'S THEIR JOB FOR GOD'S SAKES! ARGHHHHHHHH!
'that, sir (or madam, if it's a girl), was tautologous statement, and a redundant use of an extra word, in this case: "number" '
it'd be post-modern, maybe.
I shall write it down then slyly read it next time it happens!
I love knowing people cleverer than me! :).
is that just because it rhymes?
i used to call one of my sister's friends, Joanna. "Joanna banana", that was funny because it rhymed, and sounded like i was asking if she wanted a banana.
programme on Nicklelodeon for losers!
"Cheese jerky":). I hate it, with a passion.
but "hannah banana" is a terrible thing to call someone.
if my sister's friend had been called hannah, there's no way i'd have called her "hannah banana". that's just stupid. because although "hannah" can be conidered to rhyme with banana, "hannah banana" is just a name followed by a word with which it rhymes. as a sentence "hannah banana" doesn't make any sense. "joanna banana" sounds like (although i admit not that much like) "dyouwana banana". "hannah banana" is just nonsense.
you should tell them that next time.
exactly! I almost thought that it didnt rhyme, but then had to concede that it did...
changes on facebook. but you don't know if that's for real, like an announcement, or if it's merely an adminstrative change. Or whether it even is them, or someone else logged into their account, messing around. Then you see them in real life (or RL or whatever it's called) and you don't know whether to mention it.
Night night x.
five out of the six crackers died :(!
spread butter less furociously?