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All I can say is ROFL.
When's he being Raleighsed?
Almost works. Worth a go.
Peddling drugs maybe?
or downright insulting?
Not only do a couple of busybodies burst into his hostel room when he's trying to spend some quality time with his bike, the man he then hires to defend him seems to see it as part of his remit to heap abuse upon his client
Poor guy :(
MAYBE HE WAS JUST BIKE-CURIOUS!
should be notified
The "Tree man 'who grew roots' may be cured" article.
"claims that he was having sex with the bike were "a load of rubbish".
FAO the courts: YOU CAN'T ACTUALLY HAVE SEX WITH A BIKE!
If you are giving or receiving.
i hope the bikes ok
to know if it had agreed to have sex or not !
He is not the first man to be convicted of a sexual offence involving an inanimate object, however.
Karl Watkins, an electrician, was jailed for having sex with pavements in Redditch, Worcs, in 1993.
they asked for it !
is pretty :''''''''''( material
That's worse than child porn!
I've seen for a very long time.