Balls to it, this place pisses me off, and YOU piss me off.
Or more pertinently, t'interweb police in here have got things so locked down I'm going to be here less often than an infrequent thing that doesn't appear much.
I will risk the sack to come on here at some point to announce I'll be in London before Christmas, in the hope that some of you will join me.
Otherwise, boom shanka. You know where I am if you need me