I live in this suburb, this is what passes for news in Bournemouth!
In other news, I just overheard the following conversation at the Tesco Metro:
Daft Woman 1: 'It's a shame about all them turkeys getting killed'
Daft Woman 2: 'Such a waste of life'
Fucking hell! Oh, naturally they were all looking forward to a leisurely retirement in Tuscany...oh, no, that's it...they were going to get slaughtered next week and packed off to Asda!