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Insert citrus flavoured baked dessert centric comments below:
Why don't you go screw yourself, you lemony fuck?
...sorry. I'm recovering from expensive dental surgery. You egg-based confection much scumbag.
More like this please.
First the 'festoon your ceiling with jizz' remark and now the request for 'citrus flavoured baked dessert centric comments'.
Fast becoming one of my favourite posters.
I could well buy a moist lemon cuboid from the vending machine later!
more to the point...Woah! Where is this awesome cake dispensing vending machine that you speak of?!
BUT... the sandwiches tend to give you stomach upsets. The cakes are the only edible thing.
"Moist Lemon" is the variety that most excites me, both literally and metaphorically.
When I was a mere a child fresh out of training pot, a nasty accident happened in the confines of our family home which still scar me to this day.
Our father had a rather embarrassing fetish for the cake of which you speak, only he himself would fantasise about being the centre of such cake.
He would force our mother to help him bake a cake fit for a king, hoist him inside whilst she drizzled hot lemon before placing the top layer.
He would then scoff his way from the middle until he reached the outside which would be bring him the ultimate satisfaction my mother could not bring in a otherwise healthy relationship.
Until one day when I was skipping home from the park with Bobby McDougal, my father urged my mother to bake him the biggest lemon cake the small world had ever seen.
Upon returning home I witnessed a most awful sight, my mother had boiled the lemon juice (instead of to a more "ouh that's just right" heat) and our father had actually succumbed to heat and the horrific burns.
I, to this day wear those scars of life on my chest and fizzle the drizzle no more.
"moist lemon' I believe she's brought the copyright to this euphemism
she copyrighted 'moist melons', which is more appropriate really.
can i share yer cake?
lady to make some more of this. she makes an amazing one.
and with limoncello it's even better.
limoncello. im droooolin...