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One of life's regrettable rarities?
I think those kinky Spaniards have got it sussed, you know
nighttime or morning sex, I'd say it's certainly a rarity
Unless I'm doing something wrong? oh to be Spanish...
makes eating out for breakfast even more worth while
and we went for a buff ting fry up ;)
it was the worst of times, and i spent the whole night trying to ballance on the edge of the bed!
I haven't just had sex, by the way. Imagine if I had, and that the first thing I thought to do was to come on DiS (whay!) and post about it?
No, no - no afternoon sex for me today
anyone remember tristan's phonesex thread?
while i'm at work.
basically, it went:
tristan: isn't phonesex great?
1st reply: so, basically, you just had a wank?
* cascade of mocking
No. Never mention it again./
If I were King I'd demand people go home after lunch and shag till they could take no more
nice if you're hungover too
tell me more
it's only a commercial
when a boy offers to make you a spliff after, you know its gonna be love <3
not if he washes his hands first
Then pop off to work and even the worst transport travailes will not bother you
if so, you must have shiiiiiiiiiiiit sex.
I hear your man is great
de montaigne said he could find no dignity in sex. i like him in spite of that remark. its a very victorian attitude. dont you like getting your hands dirty?
maybe he wears surgical gloves
you were female.
just so that Marilyninthesky can note that I am in no way drawn to taking part in scurilous threads.
I am not at all mucky or as she suggests.
I am like a lotus flower in a muddy pond.
Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight
gonna grab some afternoon delight.
My motto's always been; when it's right, it's right.
Why wait until the middle of a cold dark night.
When everything's a little clearer in the light of day.
And you know the night is always gonna be there any way.
Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.
Thinkin' of you's workin' up my appetite
looking forward to a little afternoon delight.
Rubbin' sticks and stones together makes the sparks ingite
and the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting.
Started out this morning feeling so polite
I always though a fish could not be caught who wouldn't bite
But you've got some bait a waitin' and I think I might try nibbling
a little afternoon delight.
Please be waiting for me baby when I come around.
We could make a lot of lovin' 'for the sun goes down.
but in context of the film and this thread it's a funny reference
at my innocent spotless post, not here amongst the bottom feeders
I think I have a bug.
or a bug that makes you sick?
I could understand you being sick at the pukey song lyrics.
was moaning about having unprotected sex with a known slut on Saturday morning.
i said: you should go have a STD test.
her friend said: you should sleep with a nice boy, like Tristan
There was a similar situation with who is now my current gf.
"Why not settle down with someone nice like Phil?"
Her and Me:
I love situations like that. Brilliant
but believe it or not Sophia, sometimes people do things they really shouldn't do...
definately not a rarity for my housemate and boyfriend in the room below me.