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that hates my guts and bullys me
and is expressing it in a playground manner.
that hair! Very now.
My other half would go crazy
bang out of order
won't hurt her
if this girl is texting me?
or text and subsequently replied to your reply?
please rectify this situation Starmixer. twill only end badly.
you give me little hope.
To make me bad
when you have a girlfriend...
I do find her attractive yes, we have exchanged texts to catch up etc,but that is it.
you shouldn't have to justify simply texting a friend to catch-up etc. but the very fact that you're posting in this thread suggests that you're feeling slightly unsure of this yourself.
For the shame...
and to make matters worse, HE KNOWS.
But he does have an appeal. I think it's the glasses.
or a close family member.
But is it still legal to marry your cousin?
The British Royal Family did that.
I did wonder about Ann Widdecombe at times. That matronly figure...
my cousin quite sexy...
i seem to have developed a 'thing' for fat birds recently
if by 'thing' you mean pity tempered by disgust
If it had been 'fat birds' it'd have been under that.
under fat birds. and theres nothing wrong with that. so im told...
she's aged nicely. Must be 16/17 now.
be technically grooming...
When I like someone, everyone else sort of fades into the background.
It's exactly the same with me.
everyone knows it but he hasn't come out yet. He's afraid of what his parents might say
boring. try harder!
you really know anything about my life. but thanks for the interest, i'll add you to the mailing list so you get more regular updates!
it's long-dwelt-on, and based on the fact that i'm basically a bit mental and generally have awful judgement, and usually end up being interested in people who are ridiculously bad for me or never likely to be interested.
i'm quite content being Just Me right now. it's nice.
thanks for your interest!
an advice column in a red top?
carry on, it's become funny now!
If you're friend swith the opposite sex and you're both hetro retro that one always secretly wants to bone the other?
but stone face is behind me
My mum, my nan, my other sister, my aunt, me! SAVE US ALL!
NOT MY NAN! YOU SHALL NOT HAVE HER YOU FIEND!
Guppy off casualty
further proof that Reading is in fact the centre of the male universe!
no Ireland's the place ta be
so fuckin wrong!!!
my girlfriends sister would be quite bad for a number of reasons
what about al and his secsy ginger afro?
extra white stuff to squirt once we're both out!
on so many different levels!
*Takes back high five from other thread*.
Two Crosbies on DiS. Last post.
is the future!
or both at once?
1. they are my sisters
2. gabs is 15
3. you're all sick
I don't feel so bad now.
Look up there where your boyfriend is talking about nan!
I'll follow that with present day Thatcher.
Little Tom off Hollyoaks.
and ruining it for everyone. tut.
I'll get my coat...
as long as you dont have any children hiding in it.
don't blame me, it's someone's avatar on the Frank Turner forum...
...inappropriate about fancying Kirsty Allsop, she's hot.
On the same theme as Princess Jasmine
I have nothing to be ashamed of.
it's fair to put barrymore in the same catagory as rose west. HE NEVER DID NOTHING GUV.
by male snoo snoo
girls that work in shops
any good looking girl that I see more than once and convince myself I might, by chance, speak to one day
this last bit I do all the time, especially concerning ladies on the train
and say that I win and demand this thread be over.
But fucking hell, Simon Cowell, that's just gut-wrenchingly evil.
i haven't found anyone under 25 attractive for ages
right now i fancy my lecturer who is in her 30s and talks about medieval literature and "crazy ovaries". she is so so so so so sooo cute
i can't remember what she looks like
circa the young ones
'Gallagher' of watermelon-smashing fame
David Crosby of Crosby, Stills and Nash
Richard 'Steve' Goldberg (PAEDOGEDDON)
yeah, those four should do it.
brother is bang into Meg Ryan. The oaf.
like stephen fry!
not sure why
Christ knows why. I just get the impression she would be absolutely filthy in the sack.
pretty good as janet in saxondale.
and Stephen Fry of course.