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What is your party trick?

julesfella [Edit] [Delete] 46 replies 10:04 May 13th, 2005

I have a really long tongue and I can it completely turn it upside down whilst sticking it out (in both directions). Won't go into the other things its good for (we get kids on here) ;-)

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eeew

I can wiggle my ears

ladyoftheflowers | 13 May '05, 10:22 | X | ^ This | Reply
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  i've got two. i can do a fantastically convincing sheep impression (some would argue it's more goat-like, but i digress).
  
  i can also put both my feet behind my head.
  
  ask me nicely, and i'll do 'em both at the same time!
  
  furvert @ladyoftheflowers | 13 May '05, 10:25 | X | ^ This | Reply
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  I don't have one. My mate, however, can insert a two-inch pin into...well, somewhere a pin, or anything else for that matter, really shouldn't enter. Makes me shudder.
  
  bamos @ladyoftheflowers | 13 May '05, 10:26 | X | ^ This | Reply
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    I'n conjouring up a pretty nasty image bamos... pleae tell me it isn't where i think it is!!!
    
    aaaarrrrrrrgghhhhh!
    
    marcofella @bamos | 13 May '05, 10:27 | X | ^ This | Reply
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      I'm afraid I can't tell you that. Because it would be a lie. Apparently he has 'very little feeling' (ahem) 'down there' because of a 'childhood incident'. It's like car-crash party-tricks, it really is.
      
      bamos @marcofella | 13 May '05, 10:29 | X | ^ This | Reply
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        That really is quite disgusting, Childhood incident? I know of someone who as a child needed stitches on his ball-sack, fell out of a tree and somehow managed to catch himself on a branch. Urgh,
        
        monpot @bamos | 13 May '05, 12:36 | X | ^ This | Reply
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I can do the most revolting belches known to man. They actually sound like a drain and come from deep within! I don't know anybody else who can make them sound like this.

Pretty grotesque really!

marcofella | 13 May '05, 10:25 | X | ^ This | Reply
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  He's not lying either, they're fucking gross. If he'd did one of those on our first date I would have run a mile!
  
  julesfella @marcofella | 13 May '05, 10:30 | X | ^ This | Reply
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    I have duwaynes syndrome. (no shit) which means I can move my eyes kinda independently from one another at will. looks pretty fucked.
    
    I can also do a mean somersault.
    
    Gashwrecker @julesfella | 13 May '05, 12:33 | X | ^ This | Reply
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      I can set my earhole on fire so a little flame shoots out sideways.
      
      Or I could until I burnt the top of my ear.
      
      I'm now banned from parties.
      
      thewarn @Gashwrecker | 13 May '05, 13:19 | X | ^ This | Reply
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        I can blink at the speed of light.
        
        John_Brainlove @thewarn | 13 May '05, 13:27 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
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        Liar!
        
        marcofella @John_Brainlove | 13 May '05, 13:28 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
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        I can become slightly rude and very obnoxious. I'm told it's funny.
        
        monpot @John_Brainlove | 13 May '05, 13:29 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
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        Know those boxes of Jaffa cakes that have three packets in? Well i can eat all three packets in under 10mins without batting an eyelid... i could eat three more easily!!
        
        marcofella @monpot | 13 May '05, 13:35 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
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        I do the best chewbacca impression ever!
        
        And you know that thing that bishop does in Aliens, where you put your hand flat on the table and stab a knife in and out of the gaps between your fingers... I can do that really fast!
        
        sadpunk @marcofella | 13 May '05, 13:39 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
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        i've seen that trick go wrong previously on numerous occasions - with humerous results i may add!
        
        ralphcore @sadpunk | 13 May '05, 13:43 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
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        I'm a bit of a pussy! If I use a knife I panic and stab myself, so I use a biro or a chopstick and then there's no stopping me!
        
        sadpunk @ralphcore | 13 May '05, 13:45 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
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        that would still 'smart' a little if it went wrong!
        
        marcofella @sadpunk | 13 May '05, 13:53 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
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        I CAN blink at the speed of light!
        Ignore the naysayer.
        
        John_Brainlove @marcofella | 13 May '05, 13:54 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
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        I've siad it before, so i'll say it again...
        
        liar, liar, LIAR
        
        marcofella @John_Brainlove | 13 May '05, 14:23 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
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        Damn you Marco, I'll have to come and bloody show you now.
        
        John_Brainlove @marcofella | 13 May '05, 14:25 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
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        *I'll only hide behind the curtains and not let you in*
        
        marcofella @John_Brainlove | 13 May '05, 14:37 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
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        i saw someone do a 'red rocket' at a gig once. If you dont know what a red rocket is then, congratulations - keep yourself PURE> poor dog.
        
        ralphcore @marcofella | 13 May '05, 13:55 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
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        Smart, yes.
        Amputate a finger, no.
        
        :)
        
        sadpunk @marcofella | 13 May '05, 14:01 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
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        I can arrange the nibbles in alphabetical order.
        
        JDTraynor @sadpunk | 13 May '05, 14:06 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
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        i can put my foot in my mouth (literally).
        
        well, maybe just my toes.
        
        but, still, its really cool.
        
        wishpig @JDTraynor | 13 May '05, 14:18 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
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        Yuck.
        
        John_Brainlove @wishpig | 13 May '05, 14:25 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
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        :)
        
        wishpig @John_Brainlove | 13 May '05, 14:27 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
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        Hehe, I can do that too! Just my toes though.
        
        This is fate, we're destined to star in our own TV show where we discuss frequently asked questions with shit guests whilst seemingly munching on our toes!
        
        Then again....
        
        sadpunk @wishpig | 13 May '05, 14:31 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
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        I can put my foot in someone else's mouth. Really fast.
        
        monpot @wishpig | 13 May '05, 14:31 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
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        Don't believe you.
        
        Demonstrate on Kelly Osbourne!
        
        sadpunk @monpot | 13 May '05, 14:42 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
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        his foot doesn't deserve that kind of torture.
        
        wishpig @sadpunk | 13 May '05, 14:44 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
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        OK, Angela Lansbury!
        
        sadpunk @wishpig | 13 May '05, 14:47 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
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        I'm taking a run-up...
        
        monpot @sadpunk | 13 May '05, 14:48 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
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        Did you just call Wishpig Angela Lansbury?
        
        Also, is Angela Lansbury (not Wishpig) still alive?
        
        thewarn @monpot | 13 May '05, 14:50 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
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        i hope not.
        murder, she wrote was awful.
        
        wishpig @thewarn | 13 May '05, 14:56 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
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        An unbelieveable too. If I went to a hotel/ski resort/retirement party and discovered that Jessica Fletcher was staying there, I'd fucking leg it, wouldn't you??
        
        sadpunk @wishpig | 13 May '05, 14:59 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
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        ps: that's one serious run up, monpot!
        
        sadpunk @sadpunk | 13 May '05, 15:00 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
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        hehe, yeh I'm knackerd now.
        
        Jessica Fletcher was obviously a serial killer.
        
        monpot @sadpunk | 13 May '05, 15:02 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
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        Rather there than Midsomer. Or Jersey for that matter. Nettles/Bergerac can fuck off.
        
        thewarn @sadpunk | 13 May '05, 15:02 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
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        Murders in Oxford seem to have stopped since Morse died.
        
        sadpunk @thewarn | 13 May '05, 15:03 | X | ^ This | Reply
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i can name all the american states in quarter of a second

commandercool | 13 May '05, 15:02 | X | ^ This | Reply
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  I can whistle any national anthem whilst gargling anything.
  
  anytime.
  
  thewarn @commandercool | 13 May '05, 15:04 | X | ^ This | Reply
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  yeah yeah, and brainlove can blink faster than the speed of light.
  
  sadpunk @commandercool | 13 May '05, 15:04 | X | ^ This | Reply
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    You're all a bunch of fucking liars!!!!!!!
    
    *oh yeah*
    
    marcofella @sadpunk | 13 May '05, 15:18 | X | ^ This | Reply
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      My brother usually strips off at parties and dances bollock naked with one of our great aunties. Or climbs trees and lands bare bottomed into a rose bush. Ok this isn't a party piece as such its more to do with excessive alcohol consumption but its funny as fuck!
      
      julesfella @marcofella | 13 May '05, 16:45 | X | ^ This | Reply

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