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a) Any truth in this?
to try and get in with the voluptous beauties.
I'm going to start eating more pies.
^THIS, A THOUSAND TIMES ^THIS!
I'm talking about Nigella. I'm sure you're lovely too though, Dalkin.
privileged dad = dumpy + meeja career whilst having no discernable talent.
I hate her.
yet only went to polythechnic
Oxford degree: tick
Curvy figure: tick
Queue of men outside my door: errrr hang on a second
not so sure this is true
Oxford here I come!
i also put on a few pounds within a fortnight, as a direct result of her indulgent recipes (the forgotten pudding is unbelievably yummy).
i had a fabulous arse before this but now that it has expanded slightly, maybe i could do my Masters?
Your mum is way hotter
even in like 10 years time.
is the worst first name in the world. Other than maybe Roland
is pretty damn awful.
Nigella Lawson: extremely good-looking, but my God do I hate that smug idiot.
and has annoying-looking children.
and i'm planning on marrying the king of something better than the king of art.
like, an actual king.
the king of Japanese pop music. Or J-Pop. Nice.
i didn't look very much like http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-65x8TP5zU
and yeah! royals in Belgium.
king albert II, he's pretty buff.
i know a Prince, but he's not the Prince of somewhere exotic like Malaysia :(
and when I said the king of something better than art, I didn't mean Belgium.
art > belgium.
i meant someone like the king of j-pop.
Nigella. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. :-D