Your are viewing a read-only archive of the old DiS boards. Please hit the Community button above to engage with the DiS !
my work is so unmotivating and boring and shit that i eat almost constantly.
can i sue them for obesitising me?
ask to be paid in doughnuts
My work has a free canteen full of all kinds of fatty treats. All you need to do is take the food card, and you can take whatever you want
Problem is, I'm never there to take advantage of it
If my work gave free food away, I'd never leave the place. You don't ever need to buy food again!
for attempting to legitimately use the fake word 'obesitising'
language is my play pen. i have a certificate stating this.