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would anyone ever think that would be a good idea
"the mother in question told the school she'd actually ordered a gorilla "through an agency""
An actual gorilla? They're wide-minded, those agencies.
thats no way to speak about larger ladies
"Sorry, we've ran out of gorilas. You could have a marmoset, a ring-tailed lemur or our mystery prize."
"Oh! Mystery prize! I'll go for that. So long as it's a kind of primate, I'm happy. It's for my son's birthday party."
"You'll probably make him very happy with that choice, mam."
first they are feeding their overweight kids through school fences, then sending strippers as a birthday suprise..whatever next
Apparently it was a collaboration with the teacher and the teacher waited til the stripper dressed as a policewoman had undressed beforer stopping it. The boy was supposed ot have run off during the display. You'd think the stripper woulod have realised something wasn't right and the teacher come to think of it. Do you think he/she will be disciplined?
be given preference to disrupt a lesson for a Gorillagram really. What happened to taking sweets into school on your birthday and egging?
cream? come on thats too far. Kids cannot see cream on a naked body.. mega lolz