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me "i live near portsmouth"
liverpudlian "oh thats near fratton. how posh".
the guy was drunk and seemed to be taken aback by how awesome i was despite me never even speaking to him.
another drunk once said i would be "a really fucking fit bird" if i had been born female.
now i remember him :(
Fratton?! Oh dear, Liverpool must be pretty bad.
Haslemere is posh....in places.
go to weyhill. you get knifed.
go to high lane. you get your bike nicked.
thats the way we roll.
they were serious too.
FOR fuck's SAKE.
but it was like. well its not london, its not portsmouth. im not going to say fucking guildford am i.
ever talked to me.
Or maybe, "You're hot, I want to see you naked"
isn't real, no ?
"wow - you're really cute. You're just like the guy out of peep show."
Thank you Sir Alan.
Staunters passed me, looks, then comes back
Him-'I've got a porno at home where the girl in it looks totally like you'
Me -'Oh, nice'
Him - 'yeah she is, I like to come watching her'
How was he to know how badly you needed the money?
They assured me it'd make me famous one day.
Just one more film then fame is mine I tell thee.
clothes that clash all the time but you can really pull it off".
if only you never opened your mouth."
"you have nice legs... they're like... chicken thighs"
he then proceeded to puke everywhere. Ah, drunks<3
think of it as transferable skills."
^ok, so it may not be great, but after my friend told me this I felt tons better about my hated degree.
"Jesus Christ, what the fuck is a person like you doing at this end of town? Get in the car, quick!"
1. the lead singer from monkey swallows the universe told me i looked like the guy from the motorcycle diaries.
2. the bassist from hot club de paris said my old band sounded sonic youth.
3. a girl in a club asked me if i was a celebrity because i "looked like a celebrity".
i am easily pleased it seems.
is something to tell the grandchildren fo sho.
even i fancy gael garcia bernal.
"you'd be good boyfriend material"
which would be much sweeter if it wasn't followed or preceded by "if you talked more" every time
I miss school.
...i am not.
which in this case I will take to mean funniest is...
"mate, ive just shat on the wall!"
my memory is shot but recently "god, you've got such a beautiful face" which would have been fine if it wasn't followed by "you remind me exactly of my 3 year old son isaac"... great, i'm a fit 3 year old.
Some Iclandic strangers I was hanging out with were very sweet to me, and towards the end of the festival after a long night of singing Pixies songs on acoustic guitar and stuff, the girl I liked best and was in truth crushing on quite a lot said "you have a very nice energy about you, very safe energy, you seem like a really good person". And I nearly did a cry because that's pretty much exactly what I needed to hear at that point.
So yeah, cheers Svåla, even if I never see you again! :)
that's lovely. you've actually reminded me when i was having a hard time last year one of my friends turned to me when i was freaking out and said "it doesn't matter how you think you are, i love you dearly" and the same, exactly what i needed to hear.
my best friend thanked me for cheering her up when she was really down and stated that nobody else had managed to make her laugh that day. It doesn't sound like much I guess but it's nice to know you can help out your best friend. She's done a lot for me.
"you have a very nice energy about you, very safe energy,"
Fuck. Surely, if someone says that you should just start running away from them at high speed. I hate hippy talk.
"i love you"
'you were playing like I do on Pro Evo'. which was good.
but fast forward a few months 'weird ' 'creepy' 'don't want see you again'
miscalculated; the wage on weekends is £12.75 per hour"
"you're literally so cute"
"this is vikram, he's one of my BESTEST FRIENDS EVER"
"you're basically me, really"
I might use them on my CV or something.
so its YOU thats _vikram!
i knew it!!!!!
as I've emphasised before, I'm not an ageing coke addict that posts in every thread on DiS :)
repeated over and over to me on the phone. he'd call me at least 4 times a day. he even called right at midnight on new years eve. for some reason i let this creepiness go on for over 6 months...it was just too funny!
when i got a horrid haircut and was crying to my then-boyfriend he said "well..ummm.. it's ok if you're adrogenous"....ahh what a way to cheer a girly up :)