Choice of Pet?
If you had to choose between Cats or Dogs as a pet, which would you pick?
I grew up around dogs and love dogs. However i've owned cats for the last 10yrs. I guess they are cleaner, less work (well sometimes). And, they can sit on the desk with you while you slave away on the PC! I guess i just love watching tv with a cat perched on my lap!
Anyone?
I grew up around dogs and love dogs. However i've owned cats for the last 10yrs. I guess they are cleaner, less work (well sometimes). And, they can sit on the desk with you while you slave away on the PC! I guess i just love watching tv with a cat perched on my lap!
Anyone?
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I'd vote dogs. Cats just piss off all the time, and annoy the neighbours and meow at night when you're trying to get to sleep. Dogs chase sticks. And stuff. A clear winner.
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Nile Monitors are great pets too - grow to 7ft, feed them small birs everyother week, have a lethal tail, razor sharp teeth, both aquatic and tree dwelling, and you can legally buy them from specialist reptile people.
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Oh, and cat's are the best.
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It's like god is PUN-ishing me or something...
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They are a lot cooler, not a stupid slobbering mess.
After my Paperound I now hate dogs, especially big ones.
Picture the scene
Enormous dog bounds towards 14yr old me, barking like crazy and mouth open.
Owner "Don't worry, he's just being friendly"
Friendly my arse, he's trying to kill me!
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perhaps i can fix you up with one for a small fee...
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Well -
I have 2
Their both amusing fraggles
Not intimidated by bigger, tougher dogs
Their good guard dogs and Phoebe saw off a bunch of Chavs
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Please be Gobo and Boober, please be Gobo and Boober...
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I was bitten pretty badly by a dog once.
I still like dogs though.
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Cats are descended from lions (like Simba) and therefore cute and perfect pets.
Simple.
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You should have ran over a speed bump. The dog's long body and short legs would cause it to get stuck, leaving you free to jeer at it in safety.
Sausage dogs are great.
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You should have ran over a speed bump. The dog's long body and short legs would cause it to get stuck, leaving you free to jeer at it in safety.
Sausage dogs are great, anyone see the Rottweiler crossed with a sausage dog that got made a few years ago? Hilarious.
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Probably my parents who like the dogs fall into the Muppet category.
I also have three cats who are either mad, stupid or psychotic.
My mum also wants to get a Yak.
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Think of all the Yak based dairy products you could enjoy!
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im calling the RSPCA.
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Cats are cool. I am cool. Cats are lazy. I am lazy. Ergo I prefer cats.
My cat is named Pluto. Not after the Disney character, but rather because he is from the netherworld and is the god of war. I am from the netherworld and am the god of war.....
I also feed the Summer cat. Was my neighbors. They moved and forgot to bring their cat. Now I have two cats. Two more cats and I'll transform into a 75 year blue haired old spinster with Social Services knocking on my door.
I wonder what's on TV?
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I like cats and dogs, but I love having a pet dog because she's there all the time, she doesn't just bugger off and return for food or to bring dead birds and mice into the house.
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I'm allergic to them too though :( psht!
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i dunno. i just think they're super cute (and i envy their ability to lick their own arse!)
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who would win in a fight? a cat or a dog? a dog, obviously. therefore dogs are best.
then you could make a SOLID BRONZE DOG and keep it as a trophy.
dogs make the best trophys.
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Their also pretty kick ass - mine chase the dogs!!!
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The other gerbil killed itself by eating it's plastic hut. Gluttony is a Sin children!
Cat #2 was a stray who just moved in randomly. It was totally mental, had serious issues. We took it to the vets to make sure that all the relevant bits were snipped, and the vet couldn't work out if it were male or female. It used to have these seizures all the time. They got worse and worse. It's dead now.
Worst pets are stick-insects. They look like twigs, and then just to make things more confusing, you put a bunch of twigs in with them! No wonder they started eating each other.
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Reminds me of when my brother used to keep them when I was little. He used to throw them at me!
*shudder*
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reasons:
-my dog bit a jehovah's witness.
-my other dog killed a rabbit (then my dad made it into stew without telling me and i ate it. yeeurgh)
-my other dog is really fat and doesn't get offended when we call her Fatty.
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Thus, cats rule, dogs drool!
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