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Can I get an inverted "Amen"?
How else do you explain someone who has precisely minus talent being in any film? Even one by Nick Love.
He's not evil, he's just PWOPA NAWTY!
You don't get any points for that because it was only a matter of time. SORT IT AHHHT!
Eyel chin U, U fukka
anyone read the Book of Dave by Will Self? I'm reading it at the moment, it's pretty amazing
it's brilliant - was so sad when I finished it. Took me a while to pick the lingo up in the first chapter but then flew through it.
But now I'm breezing through it
Have you SEEN how atrocious he was in that film with Gillian Anderson???
No, because like most people, I imagine, the first Danny Dyer film I saw was also the last.
Interviews and trailers have put me off. Plus I really don't think he's ever been in a film I've wanted to see.
I literally cannot even recall how why and when I watched Outlaw. All that remains is a powerful and all consuming sense of violation and despair that comes from the knowledge that I have watched that film.
he's one of my favourite actors and one of the finest talents in the UK. Played great roles in important films like Football Factory, The Business, Human Traffic...although I thought Outlaws was a little below-par.
Favourite Dyer monologue?
"What else are you gonna do on a Saturday? Sit in your fuckin' armchair wankin' off to Pop Idols? Then try and avoid your wife's gaze as you struggle to come to terms with your sexless marriage? Then go and spunk your wages on kebabs, fruit machines and brasses? Fuck that for a laugh! I know what I'd rather do. Tottenham away, love it!"
PS You do realise he doesn't actually write the script himself?
but it's all in the delivery. Also, Nick Love has repeatedly said that he writes parts specifically for Danny and imagines how he'll deliver them as he writes. His being is essential to the script-writing process.
he probably shouldn't bother.
I actually thought you were being sarcastic. It didn't occur to me someone could say "I like Nick Love/Danny Dyer" and mean it.
That is what most people do after seeing Tottenham away.
He is completely devoid of talent, unless of course he's being asked to play a footballer or a runty gang-person, which he even then does poorly.
Shan't argue about Human Traffic, but Football Factory and The Business are piles of absolute shit that should be forgotten forever.
will be my name if I ever join the Wu-Tang.
He can't act for shit and he screams despair like he speaks:
cos he's 'arder than you.
I bet you wouldn't say this to his face.
will probably never arise.
But yes, he'd kick my arse, but it'd be worth it for getting to call him a tosser.